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How did (Admiral) Janeway handle Vorik in seasons 10 and 17?

Guy Gardener

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Bloodfever took place in the ass-end of season 3.

Vorik was too good for Holograms.

I took that too mean that Hologrms lack a telepathic component, which makes those photonic beauties seem to a Vulcan as if screwing a Hologram is like boinking a corpse, vegetable or a blowup doll...

Tuvok seemed fine with the holowife?

Although Tuvok probably used his "imagination" to think-up that that was really his wife and not a light-bulb aping the ass he wanted to grab.

It took (not yet Admiral) Janeway 2 decades to get home before she folded her heroism into villainy in Endgame by resigning that all her hard work and sweat was moot and stupid.

The Vulcans on board had time enough for two more mating seasons.

That's not even considering if Vorik was permalinked to B'Elanna that they would...

Would B'Elanna rooting her helmboy husband fix up Vorik?

Scary.

Let's assume that those settings aren't saved after his libido respawns.

Or would Vorik be locked down like Suder before he psychically/physically attacked another woman... But that would mean that he would die... Would Janeway take one for the team? It's Starship Captain 101 that she wouldn't order anyone to do anything she wouldn't volunteer herself to do.

He's a ticking sexual predator time bomb.

Did Janeway throw herself on that bomb?
 
Then where would they have put his katra?

And would the "vessel" holding that Katra be pulled into this whole Ponn farr thing too?

He's not the best Vulcan in the fleet, but you couldn't think that many of the lower decks crewmen wouldn't have lept at the opportunity to double or triple their IQ? Or one of the Equinox 5 could have traded a time share in their soul for a little redemption and time off Neelix's punishment menu.
 
By that point, they were in contact with Earth, thanks to that Pathfinder whatsit.

So Vorik and his missus did phone sex.

Vulcan dirty talk = saucy.
 
Vorik became a member of The Shuttle And Torpedo Building Team in season 4. Maybe Carey, Dalby and the others could keep him in line.
 
^Carey?

As for Vorik, perhaps Harry became desperate enough by then. Hey. This is one of those Guy Gardener threads...
 
Obviously, in the original timeline, Vorik went for a fight to the death in the tenth year aboard Voyager, and lost. No time to get his katra, thus no vessel to carry it.

And when it happened, B'Elanna yelled at the dyin' engineer, "I TOLD YOU I WAS MARRIED, YOU POINTY-EARED BASTARD!!!"
 
Of course for all of you who say that Vorik died, potentially B'Elanna "could have" died too, like she did in the before and after time line which would mean a timetravelling league of infinite Voriks and endless phalanxes of side stepping mirror universe Voriks looking for a replacement B'Elanna materializing on Admiral Janeway's Voyager looking to get some...

B'Elanna would have to invent Vorik-proof shields for the ship.
 
They handled it the same way they handled it in "Blood Fever." Thirty seconds of grab-ass on the planet's surface. This time, Tom sold tickets and Neelix sold concessions.
 
Or maybe right along with the Hawaiian shirt Vorik tries another delightful *human* bonding ritual called dating with one of the other chicks on board Voyager, things might get serious, lead to mutual consent, bonding, bondage, marriage, etc. and the above mentioned freaky shit never has to happen.

Just a thought.

Though I do like the Janeway as cougar idea. Who wants to bet Tuvok will want in on some of that action once he finds out she'll do it.
 
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