Hot Asian Girl Wants to Watch Star Trek

[georgy]

So this in Singapore.
Im in an elevator, and this ridiculously hot girl walks in with her friend and I hear her tell her friend "I Heard Star Trek is a good movie", never thought I'd ever hear a hot girl say that. Just before I could use my charm and wit to ask if she wants to go watch it with me, she says she was going to watch it with her boyfriend tonight.

Yea ok i didn't nearly have the guts to ask her...but still..

 

[KimMH]

. . . must . . . channel . . . your . . . inner . . . Kirk . . .

 

[Squiggy]

Just before I could use my charm and wit to ask if she wants to go watch it with me, she says she was going to watch it with her boyfriend tonight.

Ohh...if only you had charm and wit...and if she didn't have a boyfriend.

If only!

 

[Prons]

I had "first contact" with a Chinese woman while watching Enterprise.

Not sure if awesome.

 

[Falcor5]

. . . must . . . channel . . . your . . . inner . . . Kirk . . .

HA

 

[Borgminister]

She not love you long time!

 

[Maxillius]

She not love you long time!

-groan-

 

[Vance]

Well, I'm sure that all those female Trek fans of the past 40 years will be glad to know that they were never hot. Thanks for clearing that up, georgy.

 

[indranee]

She not love you long time!

how did I know somebody was going to say this

 

[indranee]

Well, I'm sure that all those female Trek fans of the past 40 years will be glad to know that they were never hot. Thanks for clearing that up, georgy.

don't forget "asian"!

 

[Borgminister]

Kind of went over like a lead balloon, huh?

 

[indranee]

'sokay. we've all watched too many Bond movies. you're forgiven

 

[Vance]

Well, I'm sure that all those female Trek fans of the past 40 years will be glad to know that they were never hot. Thanks for clearing that up, georgy.

don't forget "asian"!

Well, this particular hot girl was Asian.. but he went on to say NO hot girls would like Trek, Asian or not. So, there ya go.

 

[indranee]

I know. but gerogy is still young. so he's forgiven

 

[Borgminister]

I don't think this is an occidental thread though...

 

[indranee]

yeah, georgy is from India from what I know

 

[USSPhilippi]

I don't think this is an occidental thread though...

*drum crash*

 

[KirkusOveractus]

Wait, this thread is taking me a bit to get oriented...

 

[indranee]

oh god.

 

[Borgminister]

Buddha bing, buddha bang!