Ho-Ho time is coming....

[Kail]

And I was suspecting something completely different.

I thought that those were Ding-Dongs??

No, ding dongs look like hockey pucks.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

They have the gift that keeps on giving all year 'round.

You mean STD's?

Yep.

Oh and, Johnnyracefan, not from experience but a logical deduction based on available statistical evidence.

 

[Rulius]

And I was suspecting something completely different.

I thought that those were Ding-Dongs??

No, ding dongs look like hockey pucks.

Little Debbies swiss rolls?

 

[22 Stars]

swiss fudge cookies?

 

[A beaker full of death]

You're all wrong.

YODELS.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

swiss fudge cookies?

There's a dirty joke in there somewhere... but I'll be damned if I know what it is.

 

[EEE]

Where's the damn chimeny? ...I hate apartments.

 

[S'kai]

Where's the damn chimeny? ...I hate apartments.

No, Santa, DON'T go down the warp core vents !!! Santa !! N-O-O-O-o-o-o !!!
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Dear Virginia,

No, there is no Santa Claus. Not any more.

Have a nice Christmas anyway,

Sincerely,

The Editor, The Starfleet Sun

 

[Tan Ru]

These kind of ho's??