Hidden Messages in the Teaser Trailer

[PKTrekGirl]

Samuel T. Cogley said:

Starship Polaris said:

Samuel T. Cogley said:
Oh shit.

It's worse than I thought.

It usually is.

Oh, crap.

Malcolm Reynolds is in Star Trek XI.

Remember when Mal just walked up the ramp of Serenity and blew that bounty hunter cop guy away without a moment's hesitation? Without even breaking his stride?

Well, I could definitely use a little of that right now.

Call it 'cathartic'.

 

[StarMan]

But will the Enterprise *herself* be a transformer?

Transformers flying a bigger transformer? That is just so much coolness right there! Who needs a plot?

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

The Enterprise will transform into a giant robot spider and will be piloted by the monster from "Cloverfield."

 

[ITL]

If you rearrange the Nimoy talkings, adding some more words and taking some away, it's quite clear that he says:

"The fat man who did that thing where he talks instead of sings - you know, he did a scream at the end of one of them? It is well funny! Well, not only is he in this film, he'll be riding a T-Rex that fires lazers and goes all PEOOWW! PEOOWW! Them alien men are gonna get mashed up BIG time!"

So there you have it. The Shat is back.

 

[Green Shirt]

Arlo said:
Cranberry sauce.

No, its "I Buried Paul".

 

[number6]

"Stig has been dead for ages, honestly"

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

klingongoat said:

Arlo said:
Cranberry sauce.

No, its "I Buried Paul".

No...those messages are hidden in my current avatar.

 

[Gepard]

Odd. The teaser was telling me to eat all the ice cream in my freezer. Oh well.

 

[Cyke101]

Gep Malakai said:
Odd. The teaser was telling me to eat all the ice cream in my freezer. Oh well.

Strange, the teaser asked me if my fridge was running.

 

[Woulfe]

Hidden Messages ?

I think it wouldn't be PARAMOUNT to have hidden messages about BAD ROBOTs on a LEVEL 1 ENTERTAIMENT production of this scale and scope that STAR TREK is going to be.

In fact it wouldn't be verry ENTERPRISEing at all.

- W -
* smirking *

 

[Aragorn]

Cyrus said:
There are no hidden messages. "Under Construction" is the actual title of the movie. It's not as good as "The Undiscovered Country", but not too bad either.

Under Construction? Does that mean we'll get Michael Douglas in a very bad haircut?

(I hope I'm not the only one on this board who gets that.)

 

[Michael_One]

Aragorn: We're gonna get Michael Douglas with a bad haircut and a rocket launcher!!!

"uhh, dude, you're holding it backwards."

Oh, and whatever else happens, don't tell him he can't order off the breakfast menu just because he's four minutes late!!!

 

[Plum]

Play the thing backwards!!!

Number 9... Number 9...
Number 9... Number 9...
Number 9... Number 9...
Number 9... Number 9...
Number 9... Number 9...

... creepy.

 

[Capn Flukie]

Wow, Sam was right!

 

[Woulfe]

OMG !

It's a BAD ROBOT !

- W -
* Smirks *

 

[chancellorjake]

Ha!
I almost missed it. Nicely done! :thumbsup: