Hidden Messages in the Teaser Trailer

I don't know why no one else has caught this yet, but given all the emphasis on the Enterprise being "UNDER CONSTRUCTION"...


And given that the writers of "Star Trek XI" are the same writers of "Transformers," I think it goes without saying that the NCC-1701 will actually be constructed by...


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The CONSTRUCTICONS!






And that the Enterprise is not being built on Earth, but on CYBERTRON!




And that Leonard Nimoy is not playing Old Spock, but GALVATRON!




And that Captain Kirk will NOT be played by Chris Pine, but a YELLOW VOLKSWAGON BUG!




You people are so naive.

 

I've never read such utter nonsense in my entire life.

Chris Prine will be playing the voice of Captain Kirk. Jeez...

 

Not just that but the words "UNDER CONSTRUCTION" spelled backwards are...

no it curts no c red nu

Oh My GOD!! What does it all mean!!!

 

This is nothing. What does Spock say in the trailer? This:

"Space, the final frontier"

And think about the three people whose voices we heard. In reverse order: Spock, Neil Armstrong, and John Kennedy.

Spock
Neil Armstrong
John F. Kennedy

 

Oh shit.

It's worse than I thought.

 

I'm pretty sure that if you play Linkin Park's "What I've Done" when the trailer starts, it all magically syncs up. Shades of Pink Floyd and The Wizard of Oz?

 

Spelling it backwards is nonsense. The *real* hidden meanings are in anagrams.

"Under construction" yields:

Deconstruction run (OMG, it's a reboot!)
Uninstructed croon (a hint that Shatner will be singing on the soundtrack?)

Possible hidden spoilers and/or lines of dialogue:
Conduct neutron, sir! (a technobabble spoiler?)
Conduction. Err. Stun. (a bit vague, but clearly phaser-related)
Connect! Surround it!

And the outright disconcerting:
Nut! Cinder croutons!
Dinner rut? Coconuts!
Conduct sinner tour

Devious man, that JJ.

 

Cranberry sauce.

 

There are no hidden messages. "Under Construction" is the actual title of the movie. It's not as good as "The Undiscovered Country", but not too bad either.

 

Are you saying that we are stuck with ST:UC?

 

You are wrong.

My script clearly states that Captain Kirk will be played by Matthew "you're fuckin me UP man!!!" Lillard

 

Actually, J.J. has changed canon yet again by taking "Star Trek" and making it one word: Startrek.

So what we've really got is S:UC

 

That doesn't mean he's wrong! You'll just have Pine's coming out of Lillard's body...

 

No, you're wrong!

Matthew Lilliard is going to play the voice of Captain Kirk's wings. Sheesh...

Besides, hasn't Abrams got JMS to scab on the script? Rumour has it the film now contains an ancient alien evil; a mystery about Captain Kirk's promotion; awkward jokes and Spock coyly observing that 'Faith manages'.

 

You're all wrong! I unconvered the truth behind the welding and it is that the flashes are morse code!

they say:
"wesley crusher goes back in time to father kirk and spock"

 

It usually is.

 

This isn't actually a "hidden message," but I am convinced welder #1, the guy who removes his goggles, is a Vulcan... I mean look at that long face! And that vacant, emotionless expression! And he keeps his ears covered!

Ooooh! Or maybe a Romulan saboteur! Hey, that'd be cool!

 

If you play it backwards you can hear Shatner saying "Paul is dead and so is Kirk so I'm not in it. Damint JJ!".

 

Oh, crap.

Malcolm Reynolds is in Star Trek XI.

 

So... a Vulcan horse walks into a bar...