Heresy - Infamy - Outrage

[Plumster]

Windows ladies and gentlemen - WINDOWS.

Infamy - infamy - they've all got it in for me. A quote from the great British actor Kenneth Williams in one of his seminal works but just as appropriate to the hard core of Trek fans.

I empathise, I sympathise but I'm ENERGISED.

Anyone feeling raped by the fact that the secondary hull does not have those nice big windows that we get to see in loving flypasts of the TOS movie big E?

Not me - those windows represented all I hated about Trek.

Deal breaker?

Or love maker?

http://trekmovie.com/2009/02/23/first-look-at-tobias-richters-uss-enterprise-wallpapers/

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

It's a cookbook!!!

 

[Plumster]

It's a cookbook!

A spoon of love and a couple of bitter lemons -stir well and pour.

 

[WendellM]

I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve.

 

[The Wormhole]

Holy shit, you're right, those windows are gone! It's not a TOS movie Enterprise without those windows. By this act of blatant disregard of the Almighty Canon, JJ Abrams has raped my childhood, killed my dog, pissed on my pillow, and laughed at my mother for having cancer.

COCKFUCKERY!!!

 

[SalvorHardin]

Holy shit, you're right, those windows are gone! It's not a TOS movie Enterprise without those windows. By this act of blatant disregard of the Almighty Canon, JJ Abrams has raped my childhood, killed my dog, pissed on my pillow, and laughed at my mother for having cancer.

COCKFUCKERY!!!

At least he didn't take a shit in your cereal... that has to count for something

 

[Plumster]

Holy shit, you're right, those windows are gone! It's not a TOS movie Enterprise without those windows. By this act of blatant disregard of the Almighty Canon, JJ Abrams has raped my childhood, killed my dog, pissed on my pillow, and laughed at my mother for having cancer.

COCKFUCKERY!!!

At least he didn't take a shit in your cereal... that has to count for something

A blatant attempt at changing the whole Trek universe to mimic the machinations of Abram's mind.

This was no accident - it was Abram's first salvo in the deconstruction of the the known canonised universe - all hail to Abrams.

 

[The Wormhole]

At least he didn't take a shit in your cereal...

Only because I don't eat cereal.

 

[Classic Fan]

Damn, your right.

There are a few however, but fuck knows whats behind them. Look like port holes on a ship.

Least they have the TMP styled docking ports.

The ammount of times ive looked at this image and not even noticed the absense of the windows.

Odd, it never even occured to me.

At least he didn't take a shit in your cereal...

Only because I don't eat cereal.

LOL.

 

[Captain X]

Penises don't have windows.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

Wasn't one topic mocking the traditionalists as idiots sufficient, Plumster?

I can't believe I just typed that. My meds must be off.

It's not that I don't relate, I guess this kind of overkill seems more tedious than humorous.

Or maybe it's just that I didn't think of it, first.

 

[Classic Fan]

Penises don't have windows.

 

[Plumster]

Wasn't one topic mocking the traditionalists as idiots sufficient, Plumster?

I can't believe I just typed that. My meds must be off.

It's not that I don't relate, I guess this kind of overkill seems more tedious than humorous.

Or maybe it's just that I didn't think of it, first.

It's a slow moving target - fire at will.

They are not idiots though Polaris - this is their life.

We must poke fun but not mock.

Surely?

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

It's a slow moving target - fire at will.

They are not idiots though Polaris - this is their life.

I didn't say they were.

 

[Plumster]

It's a slow moving target - fire at will.

They are not idiots though Polaris - this is their life.

I didn't say they were.

Polaris - was that freudian slip I just made?

Damn you - DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

Penises don't have windows.

This brings new personal meaning to the phrase: "I don't do windows."

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Holy shit, you're right, those windows are gone! It's not a TOS movie Enterprise without those windows. By this act of blatant disregard of the Almighty Canon, JJ Abrams has raped my childhood, killed my dog, pissed on my pillow, and laughed at my mother for having cancer.

COCKFUCKERY!!!

Well at least he didn't rape your childhood with the New Enterprise's forward extending engineering hull.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

Holy shit, you're right, those windows are gone! It's not a TOS movie Enterprise without those windows. By this act of blatant disregard of the Almighty Canon, JJ Abrams has raped my childhood, killed my dog, pissed on my pillow, and laughed at my mother for having cancer.

COCKFUCKERY!!!

Well at least he didn't rape your childhood with the New Enterprise's forward extending engineering hull.

Lipstick style!

 

[Captain X]

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[Rii]

"I'd give real money if he'd shut up." - McCoy.