Head oil

[TheCaptainsLog]

What kind of oil do you think Picard uses for his head? I mean we all know he's bald and proud, but he has to still shave his head and lubricate it.

Do you think he's like Diddy and has many many bottles of baby oil to massage into his cranium? Or do you think he is more conservative and opts for baby powder?

Personally, I would use something that is more natural perhaps with a mint character with it. But, then, if you are adding a lot of flavored creams and oils to your head you might need a towel frequently, especially if Dr. Crusher is giving you "the look".

Separately, how come Picard doesn't have a skull tattoo? Being Locutus of Borg is how I imagine prison would be, so where are the Borg equivalent of neo-nazi tattoos?

 

[Mudd]

Stewart's lighting stand-in on TNG was not always a bald guy, so when they were standing on Stewart's mark and the key was being adjusted, one of the crew - I have no idea whether by Guild rules they used a makeup person or a grip, or what - would walk over and plop a sort of pink plastic bald cap on their head. It sat like a little hat on their upper forehead and crown.

When the lights were set, the crew person would collect the cap before the stand-in stepped away.

 

[TheCaptainsLog]

Stewart's lighting stand-in on TNG was not always a bald guy, so when they were standing on Stewart's mark and the key was being adjusted, one of the crew - I have no idea whether by Guild rules they used a makeup person or a grip, or what - would walk over and plop a sort of pink plastic bald cap on their head. It sat like a little hat on their upper forehead and crown.

When the lights were set, the crew person would collect the cap before the stand-in stepped away.

I want this cap

 

[cooleddie74]

 

[Richard S. Ta]

What kind of oil do you think Picard uses for his head? I mean we all know he's bald and proud, but he has to still shave his head and lubricate it.

Do you think he's like Diddy and has many many bottles of baby oil to massage into his cranium? Or do you think he is more conservative and opts for baby powder?

Personally, I would use something that is more natural perhaps with a mint character with it. But, then, if you are adding a lot of flavored creams and oils to your head you might need a towel frequently, especially if Dr. Crusher is giving you "the look".

Separately, how come Picard doesn't have a skull tattoo? Being Locutus of Borg is how I imagine prison would be, so where are the Borg equivalent of neo-nazi tattoos?

Sometimes it’s okay not to start a topic.

 

[Dukhat]

I beg to differ. I think the OP should post topics like this all the time. LOTS of topics like this…are you hearing me, OP? Keep posting this kind of stuff, please?

 

[TheCaptainsLog]

I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of Star Trek: TNG - Super Platinum Eddition Laser Disc Set and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said "you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops" and then I turned to leave. My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. Well that did it. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "lets get high". I then front kicked him a good 8 feet in the air. Then his other friend came at me with the bong, I grabbed his arm, snapped it and then hit him in the stomach with the bong. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I screamed "THIS IS YOUR BRAIN" and then I grabbed a frying pan and belched "THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me "thanks". I turned around, took off my other shades, looked him straight in the eye and said " well you know sarge, perhaps if we build a freaking dunkin doughnuts on this street it would give you guys a excuse to ride up here once or twice a week and keep the crime down". I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today and plus Platinum Edition TNG Laser Disc set went unharmed by careless potheads.

 

[BillJ]

I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of Star Trek: TNG - Super Platinum Eddition Laser Disc Set and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said "you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops" and then I turned to leave. My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. Well that did it. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "lets get high". I then front kicked him a good 8 feet in the air. Then his other friend came at me with the bong, I grabbed his arm, snapped it and then hit him in the stomach with the bong. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I screamed "THIS IS YOUR BRAIN" and then I grabbed a frying pan and belched "THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me "thanks". I turned around, took off my other shades, looked him straight in the eye and said " well you know sarge, perhaps if we build a freaking dunkin doughnuts on this street it would give you guys a excuse to ride up here once or twice a week and keep the crime down". I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today and plus Platinum Edition TNG Laser Disc set went unharmed by careless potheads.

What the fuck did I just read?

 

[The Old Mixer]

Thread closed. @TheCaptainsLog , do us all a favor, don't post any more threads like this.