Tom had sex with a spaceship which was eating him.
Harry the Genius does what noone else ever considers...
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Huh? You have strange ideas about sex, dear. I hope you're seeing someone about that?
But yeah, he did get to bed the Captain. And she lays hands on him more often than on any other member of the crew. I think that counts on the plus side, don't you?
The only thing wrong in any of this is that he had the wrong women. With ME everything would be different.
TC, he's ALL yours. Happy babysitting!
The first thing I'm going to do is throw out those ugly sweaters his mom gave him.
Followed closely thereafter by his mom, no doubt.
Depends on her cooking. She looks like she pushes some mean replicator buttons.
She's probably good at pushing all sorts of buttons, including Harry's, which is why she'd probably have to go. Soon.
I forgot -- those Twin Mistresses of Evil? Demonica and Malicia. Dementia is what brings Tuvok to his knees in Endgame. Quite as evil but not nearly as much fun, I suspect.
Yeah, but I like to imagine Guy's dementia in that outfit. It's fitting.
Huh? You have strange ideas about sex, dear. I hope you're seeing someone about that?
But yeah, he did get to bed the Captain. And she lays hands on him more often than on any other member of the crew. I think that counts on the plus side, don't you?
He got to bed her and Chakotay didn't!!
Suddenly I like him a whole lot more.
You're getting it, TC. I am sooo proud.
Besides, apparently -- he is ... psst ... quite good. Remember that great line "There's nobody on Deck Nine Section Twelve who doesn't know when you're having intimate relations.." ? A pretty unique one, for prime time Trek. 'Nuff said.
Oh that was all about B'Elanna. Klingons are screamers regardless of who is with them.
Yes, but what does it take to get one to scream ... QED.
Well she's welcome to him.. just be glad I don't want him Alpha Flyer otherwise we would have to do battle like it came to over Soval over in ENT.
Huh? You have strange ideas about sex, dear. I hope you're seeing someone about that?
But yeah, he did get to bed the Captain. And she lays hands on him more often than on any other member of the crew. I think that counts on the plus side, don't you?
In the season 7 episode Alice, Tom finds an old space ship that plugs into his brain, creates a sexy avatar which he is forced to be uncontrollably in love with, so that he plugs the rest of his body into the ship and his plan was just to ride off into the sunset as 'she" ATE his concious thought as a steady diet and used his body to symbiotically fulfil some requirements of the ship...
The sex was in his brain and off camera, and not specifically mentioned, but you saw Baltar and Six... exactly the same deal.
I don't remember if the ship interface was unhealthy to the point of death but it was definitely effecting how he thunk that he didn't care if he lived or died so long as he serviced Alice's needs.
And yes.
I also have some very strange ideas about sex.
Kim merely hadn't got to the unpleasant bit yet.
He is afraid of her because she's borg. In the middle of the sex act when she's on top of him her borg tubules would take on the role of nightmare teeth and assimilate him.
Or he is afraid that in the middle of the act he might find out about other really vicious implants inside her body.
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