December 23 (okay, technically tomorrow but we're close.) But, all the same, Happy Festivus, everyone!
Happy Festivus!
- Thread starter Trekker4747
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Is it time for the "Feats of Strength"? Happy Festivus.
If I see Cthulhu he's getting a beatdown with the aluminum pole. If I can just find it in the crawl space. 
And a New Year free of shrinkage and man-hands....
Yes it would STOP the thread rules completely!!!
Hey guys this thread should totally beat the Merry Christmas thread in posts, let's do it!
Hey guys this thread should totally beat the Merry Christmas thread in posts, let's do it!
I have no idea what this even is, but I'll still do my part!
I think we should make up FAKE (but not passive aggressive, you go to hell for that) grievances.
Bbieg, I have a grievance about your polls. They have so far FAILED to dominate the Gen Trek forum. They should be taking over, smearing that entire (semi-blighted) forum with their exciting neck to neck results. You haven't even had the poll "Vulcan you'd most like to be stranded on a planetoid during Pon Farr with" and that hurts me just a little bit because that is my kind of question. I want TOTAL GEN TREK coverage with scintillating and titillating poll finery.
Yes. I know you were told not to over poll the place by TPTB. It seems you are too weak to defy them. This is sad, and grieves me, hence the erring of my very deeply thought up as I post this grievance.
All we need is your ire and apathy mixed into a sloppily served cocktail. Spill a little as you shove it across the bar.
I have a feeling this thread is going places.
To turn the tables on you Teacake, I have a grievance about your avatars. Where's the Photoshop of Janeway skydiving? I've been waiting forever for it.
Skydiving is a euphemism, isn't it. PLEASE say it is.
Gosh Gov Kodos, didn't you learn about sharing?
And.. :: fans self ::
You can have Janeway, I will take Jeannie Flannagan and her gin and her brashness and her unzippeable pink velourness!
My god, I just gave Janeway away. To a good home at least.
Also, I originally wrote "unzipperable" but realised that I meant to write "unzippable" and I think it very funny that one little letter makes so much difference.
And.. :: fans self ::
You can have Janeway, I will take Jeannie Flannagan and her gin and her brashness and her unzippeable pink velourness!
My god, I just gave Janeway away. To a good home at least.
Also, I originally wrote "unzipperable" but realised that I meant to write "unzippable" and I think it very funny that one little letter makes so much difference.
I've got some Ardbeg whisky from Islay, and also some really good Cuban rum which you are more than free to imbibe.
