Crud... guess I have to go Christmas shopping after all.
Hey, that sounds like a good deal if you don't (and everyone else) doesn't die tomorrow.
And I have to grade papers.
Stupid no-show apocalypse.
Yeah, a thought along the same lines has occurred to me. I have to take Fundamentals of Typography next semester, which proved to be so difficult, that I dropped out, and I'm going to be taking it as the only course this coming semester. But I've long decided that if I have to choose between that course and a global cataclysm, I'd choose to take Fundamentals of Typography any day of the week. In fact, once I'm certain that I shouldn't have to worry about solar activity damaging any electronics, I'll dig out the papers related to that course, and try to put in some practice, so I'll be better prepared this time.
HEY! The United States always goes first. Those stupid Mayans! WE should be FIRST IN LINE for the Zombie Apocalypse.
Okay, first of all, why does it have to be something as gruesome as a zombie apocalypse?! Second of all, why do we have to be first in line?! Third of all, I decree that the U.S. isn't in the line for a Zombie Apocalypse! And if nature or fate should choose to grab said decree and toss it on it's butt, I'm hoping that you're one of the first to get eaten alive.
But I'm praying that there won't be a zombie apocalypse, and that therefore, you won't get eaten alive. I think it would be in you're best interest if you and everyone else joined me in hoping and praying there is no zombie apocalypse, so that therefore, you won't be eaten alive tomorrow.
Oh, and forth of all, lets refrain from any wisecracks that might jinx it for everyone. I say we save the wisecracks until after December 21st has been gone for at least a day, though a few days is probably safer.
