Happy Birthday! Have a great one!
Happy birthday Cooleddie!
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I will drink the blood of my enemies before opening any presents. Truly, the only honorable way to celebrate such a momentous milestone.
But you have no enemies.
They know what they did even if they didn't do it.
I'll see that and raise it by 1 MILLION QUATLOOS!!
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This, then is the "Wisdom of the Eddie," told and retold, down the ages. Handed from Elder to Juvenescence, in order that the Wisdom be not lost.
Or, Lost.
Lesson, The First
One day in the pavilion at Karakorum he [Eddie of the Cool] asked an officer of the Mongol guard what, in all the world, could bring the greatest happiness.
"The open steppe, a clear day, and a swift horse under you," responded the officer after a little thought, "and a falcon on your wrist to start up hares."
"Nay," responded the Cool, "to crush your enemies, to see them fall at your feet -- to take their horses and goods and hear the lamentation of their women. That is best."
The Words of Cooleddie
Or, Lost.
Lesson, The First
One day in the pavilion at Karakorum he [Eddie of the Cool] asked an officer of the Mongol guard what, in all the world, could bring the greatest happiness.
"The open steppe, a clear day, and a swift horse under you," responded the officer after a little thought, "and a falcon on your wrist to start up hares."
"Nay," responded the Cool, "to crush your enemies, to see them fall at your feet -- to take their horses and goods and hear the lamentation of their women. That is best."
The Words of Cooleddie
Happy Thing to the Guy however late the wishing be.
Lamentations of the Women? Sounds like I finally have the title for my future autobiography.
Yep! 40 it is, and forty I'll be.
WHOO!!! Happy Birthday, Eddie!!!!!! 
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Happy Birthday, cooleddie! I had to wait until it was officially your birthday, or the quantum interference from last year's birthday wishes would have caused a protonic disruption so powerful, Cher herself would have reverted to a gelatinous state.
So happy birthday, my friend! May it be a great one!
So happy birthday, my friend! May it be a great one!
The funny Cher reference was gift enough. 
Thanks, man.
Thanks, man.
Happy Birthday Cooleddie! 
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