I'm 27 and resigned to the fact that I'll never be 6'3" or anything like that.
It was also 1994 that they tried to make soccer popular here, and then we were reaffirmed in our belief that nobody in the US cares. It's a legit sport and all I think, and they players are in great shape, I'd just rather watch paint dry becuase its twice as exciting.
	
		
			
		
		
	
				
			It was also 1994 that they tried to make soccer popular here, and then we were reaffirmed in our belief that nobody in the US cares. It's a legit sport and all I think, and they players are in great shape, I'd just rather watch paint dry becuase its twice as exciting.
				
		
 
 I also wanted Scarecrow and Mrs. King to get together before that, and Mary McDonnell's character on the sitcom "E.R." with the male doctor that stared with an S, and 86 and 99 on "Get Smart" reruns, and Bruce Willis' character and Cybil Sheppard's Maddie on "Moonlighting," and... you get the point.
  I was 29 when AGT aired and so I was feeling miserably Methusela-like until you told us this.  Thanks,  Mallory, you've made my day.