^Sewing for those kinds of projects is not at all difficult. You could easily teach yourself and then work up from there.
So I've been told.
Many, many years ago, my girlfriend (back when I dated girls

The result was not pretty.

If I'd been driving a car, instead of a sewing machine, I would have been pulled over for DUI, what with the weaving and speeding up and slowing down.
I was scarred for life.

But, 20 years later ..., I just might be able to give it another try without having immobilizing flashbacks.
Oh, the horror! The horror!
