Haiku

[kitsune]

In The Naked Now
Data's fully functional.
Tasha Yar is pleased.

Q is curious.
Humanity's put on trial.
The headache begins.

Q snaps his fingers.
Enterprise flung far away.
Picard not amused.

Prophets are confused:
Sisko's life is linear?
He is of Bajor.

Borg cube threatens Earth.
Worf captains the Defiant.
Assimilate this!

Picard is captured.
I am Locutus of Borg.
Deflector burned out.

Deanna takes helm.
So much for Enterprise-D!
There are more letters.

 

[Myasishchev]

So much for Enterprise-D!
There are more letters.

 

[CeJay]

Modern Trek history in a nutshell.

Also, beautiful compositon.

 

[Mistral]

Modern Trek history in a nutshell.

Also, beautiful compositon.

Indeed!

 

[kitsune]

Modern Trek history in a nutshell.

Also, beautiful compositon.

Thanks

I intended for the haikus to be separate, just posted them together.

It might be fun to make a haiku for every episode...

 

[Myasishchev]

I like it.

What You Leave Behind:

Dominion, dead
But there are thirty minutes
Sisko is Jesus

 

[kitsune]

Dominion, dead

That's only four syllables. Needs to be 5-7-5

 

[Myasishchev]

Dominion is four.

Do-min-i-on. I originally had it as "Dominion, destroyed" and changed it.

 

[kitsune]

Dominion is four.

Do-min-i-on. I originally had it as "Dominion, destroyed" and changed it.

No, an -ion ending is pronounced "yun". As in junction, conjunction, function...

So Dominion is pronounced "doh-min-yun".

 

[Myasishchev]

I will consult the dictionary!

...

I consulted the dictionary!

Crap, you're right.