Greetings Fellow Earthlings

[Captain Jerk]

Greetings i come in peace
Name: Cornelius Jerk this is not my real name just for on these forums
Age: 24
Species: Human/android
Occupation:Video Store Clerc
Marital Status: Never talked to a girl but
i have looked at one before
Favourite Star Trek movie: Star Trek XI
Favourite Star Trek character: Captian Kirk notice my name is a pun on word of this

 

[Gepard]

Welcome to the board! The welcome thread is over here; I suspect a mod will be along to either move or close this, depending. Just an FYI.

(Just for the record, you don't really think you're an android, right?)

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Welcome to the board! The welcome thread is over here; I suspect a mod will be along to either move or close this, depending. Just an FYI.

(Just for the record, you don't really think you're an android, right?)

"I am an android"

 

[Captain Jerk]

Welcome to the board! The welcome thread is over here; I suspect a mod will be along to either move or close this, depending. Just an FYI.

(Just for the record, you don't really think you're an android, right?)

thank you for that kind welcome and information and actually i dont think im an android i KNOW im an android

 

[Captain Jerk 2]

guys the orginal captain Jerk will be back on the 8th January 2010 at 11:57AM
some arse wipe banned him for expressing hes personal belifes im mean was it because he expressed his feelings towards captain kirk but then imeaditaly turned around and said he hated captain kirk (no offence meant to the guy on this forum called captain kirk i think youve got what it takes to play captain kirk in the next star trek film planned to be released in 2025) Was it because He believed he was half android because i captain jerk the second am also half android was it because hes never talked to a girl berfore im sure 95 percent of you havent either was it because he weighed 152KG was it because you guys couldnt having a guy weighing so much more than the rest of you all it wouldve been was more to love i understand that i will be banned shortly after postings this but i will return probably on January the 8th a few hours after Captain Jerk the first i will bring an army consisting of possibly more than 10 captain Jerks i would like the moderators to leave this as a sticky so youcan remeber the day captain jerk was here and brace yourselves for the 8th of January 2010 when he will return with up to 10 more Captain Jerks thankyou for listening
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[Captain Jerk 2]

YOU MISSED ONE MODERATOR

 

[Captain Jerk 2]

IM banned but i can still post her come and get me MKSHARAK ill take you aswell i prefer not to receive any more warnings from you

 

[Maab of the Ten Tribes]

you have looked at ONE girl before? thats it? oh yeah welcome.

 

[Captain Jerk 2]

Thank you humble earthling

 

[Gepard]

Oh dear.

 

[Squiggy]

No good shall come of this.

 

[RevdKathy]

Enough, I think.

Thread closed.