GodBen vs Jammer. Best "Voyager" episode reviewer!

[Jayson]

That's right! I am using insane Troll logic and making you choose. The winner gets to have sex with me and the looser has to be killed! So choose wisely!.

As fun as Godben's reviews are,I have to give the nod to Jammer, for length. Godben's sense of humor though is better so I almost wanted to pick him for that, but I didn't. My vote though won't count in terms of picking a winner. I am biased due to the fact that I will have to have sex with one of them so I don't want to look like I am picking favorites in who I want to see in bed!

Jason

 

[Anwar]

Jammer.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

The winner gets to have sex with me and the looser has to be killed!

I think that in order to properly incentivize this you'd need to reverse that.

 

[startrekwatcher]

Jammer. But length really doesn't factor into it. A large part of what contributes to Jammer's lengthy reviews is pure synopsis where he describes what occurred in the episode, GodBen assumes that we have all seen the episodes so there is no need to recount how the episode unfolds. GodBen simply focuses on the analysis side of things.

While I have found myself agreeing with a great deal of his reviews I ultmately voted for Jammer because his analysis is a bit more comprehensive in detailing all the aspects he enjoys.

And on a personal note I don't really care for the silly editorializing they both tend to engage in.

 

[TheGodBen]

The winner gets to have sex with me and the looser has to be killed!

Jammer.

 

[Gepard]

The winner gets to have sex with me and the looser has to be killed!

Jammer.

 

[kimc]

The winner gets to have sex with me and the looser has to be killed!

Jammer.

GodBen.

Couldn't resist.

 

[es!]

^ Oh yeah, definitely GodBen For his bad joke about rohipnol, at least.

 

[Orac Zen]

The best Voyager episode reviewer is Jim Wright (aka Review Boy). Period.

Does that mean both Jammer and GodBen die?

 

[TheGodBen]

^ Oh yeah, definitely GodBen For his bad joke about rohipnol, at least.

You'll have to be more specific than that.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Where does GodBen post? I'm not familiar with his stuff.

 

[apenpaap]

GodBen, of course.

 

[kes7]

The winner gets to have sex with me and the looser has to be killed!

I think if Starfleet is ever looking for another logical paradox virus to bring down the Borg Collective, this statement might work nicely.

 

[TheGodBen]

Where does GodBen post? I'm not familiar with his stuff.

But I spam the board senseless with links to the thread. How could one not know?!

I post in the "Hater Revisits Voyager" thread that's floating around these parts, but you're only allowed to read it if you promise to vote for Jammer. He may not be active here anymore, but he's still technically a moderator on the DS9 forum and you should never make an enemy of the moderators.

 

[Frazzled]

but he's still technically a moderator on the DS9 forum and you should never make an enemy of the moderators.

Ok, wouldn't want to be banned from bbs, because of what the prize is I'd better vote for Godben then

 

[TheGodBen]

How do you know that Jammer wouldn't love the chance to spend the night with Jayson? They could be soul-mates.

 

[kimc]

The best Voyager episode reviewer is Jim Wright (aka Review Boy). Period.

I agree with you and yes I'm scared too.

 

[Frazzled]

How do you know that Jammer wouldn't love the chance to spend the night with Jayson? They could be soul-mates.

Very true

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Where does GodBen post? I'm not familiar with his stuff.

But I spam the board senseless with links to the thread. How could one not know?!

I post in the "Hater Revisits Voyager" thread that's floating around these parts, but you're only allowed to read it if you promise to vote for Jammer. He may not be active here anymore, but he's still technically a moderator on the DS9 forum and you should never make an enemy of the moderators.

Huh, never noticed you before, but that's my fault. I am in my own little world 95% of the time even when I am supposed to be reading somebody else's post. I like Jammer's writing and insight a lot, but I do think he is a little too soft on a lot of episodes. Half way between him and CynicsCorner would be nice.

 

[Akiraprise]

He may not be active here anymore, but he's still technically a moderator on the DS9 forum and you should never make an enemy of the moderators.

GodBen is wise. Your Voyager hating thread will be allowed to continue, for now. Only one hating thread is allowed at a time. Otherwise the VOY forum will lose its reputation for being a Voyager lovers only club.