God don't like ugly!

[Lookingglassman]

I work with another Army civilian who is a total jerk. He makes life hard for the Soldiers and myself as we are trying to get things done.

He works in our operations shop and claims to be a Baptist minister, yet his atitude is more like satan's.

He does the same work I do except at a higher level. He weaseled a higher job classification from the last regime that commanded us and walked around like he is God's gift to the Army.

Well God took this ass down a peg.

There is another civilian who has been working in the unit for only a year and he is a real cool guy to work with. He got promoted this week OVER this pseudo-preacher guy who has been working in the same unit for over 5 years.

Now preacher man is highly upset and has been throwing a hissy fit all week about it and whining that the new guy isn't his boss yada yada yada. We are all sitting around laughing at this crybaby and happy we no longer have to deal with him.

 

[ITL]

** uncomfortable silence **

** cough **

** tumbleweed **

 

[Lookingglassman]

LOL! I'm just happy this guy got his just desserts. I have put up with his nasty emails and snarky comments for 4 1/2 years and now I am happy he got passed over for promotion in favor of the younger guy who has only been there a year.

 

[Brent]

Human is human, don't matter what your religion is, anyone has the potential to be a jerk.

 

[Lookingglassman]

I understand that, but he lets everybody know he is a preacher, yet is evil as hell. I guess God didn't side with him on this one! LOL!

 

[Showdown]

Well God took this ass down a peg.

Thanks God.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Yet ironically he is still going to heaven, and we are all still going to hell.

 

[Amaris]

Yet ironically he is still going to heaven, and we are all still going to hell.

Says you. When I die I'm going to Vegas.

 

[SeerSGB]

Meh, just remember: Someone further down the food chain probably thinks the same thing about and is laughing at you for getting passed over.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Yet ironically he is still going to heaven, and we are all still going to hell.

Says you. When I die I'm going to Vegas.

Man I'd hate to be your wingman. A corpse walking around in that heat.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Yet ironically he is still going to heaven, and we are all still going to hell.

Says you. When I die I'm going to Vegas.

I imagine the afterlife as a giant bar that always has stools open, serves the good stuff, the music isn't too loud, and hot guys everywhere.

 

[Lookingglassman]

If I make it to heaven I am going to spend eternity laughing at him.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Yet ironically he is still going to heaven, and we are all still going to hell.

Says you. When I die I'm going to Vegas.

I imagine the afterlife as a giant bar that always has stools open, serves the good stuff, the music isn't too loud, and hot guys everywhere.

I'll second that with only one slight change. But if my girlfriend walks in I was just asking that girl if she had change for a five.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Says you. When I die I'm going to Vegas.

I imagine the afterlife as a giant bar that always has stools open, serves the good stuff, the music isn't too loud, and hot guys everywhere.

I'll second that with only one slight change. But if my girlfriend walks in I was just asking that girl if she had change for a five.

Eh, to each their own.

 

[trekkiedane]

I imagine the afterlife as a giant bar that always has stools open, serves the good stuff, the music isn't too loud, and hot guys everywhere.

And;

...where everybody knows your name...


If this guy truly was such an ass then for those 4½ years you speak off, why didn't anyone complain to his boss or their union?

I mean, shitty bosses are the main reason behind stress related illnesses and low productivity -it would be in his boss' best interest to get rid of him!

 

[Amaris]

Man I'd hate to be your wingman. A corpse walking around in that heat.

I'd be alright. I'd just do all my dealins at night and watch cable and order room service during the day. That would be kickass.

I imagine the afterlife as a giant bar that always has stools open, serves the good stuff, the music isn't too loud, and hot guys everywhere.

I completely agree.



I stand by what I said.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Man I'd hate to be your wingman. A corpse walking around in that heat.

I'd be alright. I'd just do all my dealins at night and watch cable and order room service during the day. That would be kickass.

I imagine the afterlife as a giant bar that always has stools open, serves the good stuff, the music isn't too loud, and hot guys everywhere.

I completely agree.



I stand by what I said.

Oh my!

 

[Aragorn]

Your thread title made me think of people who use their religion as an excuse to only be interested in attractive people, because the body is a temple and you should take care of it as a sign of your faith and all that stuff.

When I die I'm going to Vegas.

Isn't that where the apocalypse will probably originate?

 

[Pingfah]

If I make it to heaven I am going to spend eternity laughing at him.

Yeah, I'm sure God has set up a special viewing gallery just for people to bask in his grace whilst gloating over the souls suffering eternal torment in hell.

You know sometimes I wonder if you're actually some sort of brilliant satirist, poking at the dark underbelly of religion and exposing the hypocrisy and arrogance that permeates it.

And then I think, nah.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

If I make it to heaven I am going to spend eternity laughing at him.

It's as if I'm listening to the words of Jesus himself. It's uncanny.