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Goat arrested for armed robbery

Nigeria police arrests goat - thinks it’s a shape shifter

.... and those people probably believe Rene Auberjonois is a changling too. I'm not making this story up.

http://www.gulf-daily-news.com/Story.asp?Article=241183&Sn=WORL&IssueID=31312

Goat arrested for 'armed robbery' Police in Nigeria are holding a goat handed to them by a vigilante group, which said it was a car thief who had used witchcraft to change shape.
A police spokesman in Kwara State has been quoted as saying that the "armed robbery suspect" would remain in custody until investigations were over.
But another police spokesman said the goat was being held in case its owner claimed it.
The belief in witchcraft and the power to change shapes is common in Nigeria.
Police reform activists have condemned the "arrest", saying it highlights the low education levels of many Nigerian police officers.
Nigerian media published a picture of the goat and reported that police paraded it in front of journalists in the Kwara state capital Ilorin.
But this was denied by police.
"The vigilante group arrested the goat and took it to the police, then they told the media," said a spokesman.
The next morning journalists turned up demanding to see the goat, he said. "But of course goats can't commit crime."
 
Re: Nigeria police arrests goat - thinks it’s a shape shifter

Sounds like they found a convenient scapegoat.
 
Re: Nigeria police arrests goat - thinks it’s a shape shifter

After its arrest the goat said, "You're too late. We are everywhere."
 
Re: Nigeria police arrests goat - thinks it’s a shape shifter

I hope the cops will be able to milk it for all its worth.
 
Re: Nigeria police arrests goat - thinks it’s a shape shifter

One goat in jail is better than two in the bush.
 
If you were going to turn into something to escape, wouldn't a horse make more sense? Goats aren't exactly fast.
 
Re: Nigeria police arrests goat - thinks it’s a shape shifter

It's like Deja Vu all over again.....

"Our Threads are merging, Doctor...."
 
Re: Nigeria police arrests goat - thinks it’s a shape shifter

It's from Nigeria? It's a scam, I assure you! :lol:
 
Re: Nigeria police arrests goat - thinks it’s a shape shifter

Or, maybe, even the goats are scammers in Nigeria. :p
 
Re: Nigeria police arrests goat - thinks it’s a shape shifter

Oh, how can such things be a scam? The exiled prince who e-mailed me assured me the transaction was 100% risky-free! :(

I really do have to wonder how long it'll be before someone tries working a goat into their scam letter...

...I discovered an abandoned sum of 20 Million US dollars in our safety deposit vault that belongs to our customer Engineer John Q. Smith, who was tragically turned into a goat on December 26, 2008.
 
Re: Nigeria police arrests goat - thinks it’s a shape shifter

How will police handle this new wave of four-legged robber? FM gas? (Foot & mouth)?
 
Re: Nigeria police arrests goat - thinks it’s a shape shifter

Foot in mouth? Is it kinky?
 
Re: Nigeria police arrests goat - thinks it’s a shape shifter

I'm no longer that flexible...
 
Re: Nigeria police arrests goat - thinks it’s a shape shifter

I'm sure there are a lot of peeps around here who've been suffering from this for years. If you tried really hard, maybe you could get foot in mouth too? :D
 
Re: Nigeria police arrests goat - thinks it’s a shape shifter

LOL! :lol:
Ahem, my legs don't measure 530 km... (the distance that keep myself and my gf apart). But I'll try comes Valentine's Day! ;)
 
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