Getting "splash-back" while peeing at a urinal

[Cheapjack]

I crap in it too.

 

[Roger Wilco]

I think it's more about the "angle of attack" than how close you're standing. Try to hit the urinal at a more diagonal angle, not perpendicular.

 

[Cheapjack]

Has anyone had a crap in the shower??

Great fun!!!

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

You need to control your "water pressure". You're letting it rip too much.

 

[Joshua Howard]

I think that Cheapjack is trying to tell us something strange about himself which none of us should know.

 

[Cheapjack]

Well, I've never had 'splashback', when urinating.

I'm far too perfect.

 

[Roger Wilco]

I think that Cheapjack is trying to tell us something strange about himself which none of us want to know.

fyp

 

[Cheapjack]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo1TJsLwndk&feature=fvst

 

[scotpens]

I crap in it too.

I pee in the sink.

 

[Cheapjack]

Crap in the sink.



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'You mean, you CRAP out of the window??'

Blackadder the Second.

 

[sonak]

Some of this thread has been disgusting, but at least there's been two possible answers:

1. too close
2. wrong angle

thanks for the suggestions

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

Jeez, CheapJack, even chavs don't take a dump in the shower or the sink.

On topic, I aim at achieving glancing incidence with the sides of the porcelain bowl so as to avoid splash back.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

This is a thread? We're really doing this?

 

[Shazam!]

I don't use urinals. I use a toilet like I would at home. I'm not an animal.

 

[SPOCKED]

Has anyone had a crap in the shower??

Great fun!!!

Yeah, I think we've all seen enough