Generic parody thread

[Dale]

Ridiculous theoretical assertion about the plot of the new movie stated in completely neutral tone. Sexual innuendo. Reference to reviving one of Trek's most reviled features. Inflamatory suggestion made as though it were completely reasonable. Sexual innuendo. Nebulous threat against the producers of the film if my ideas are not implemented. Promise of boycott unless the film follows my ludicrous paradigm. Invitation for supporting opinions, statement that anyone who disagrees with me is of questionable sanity.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

Witty response.

 

[Dale]

Sly aside suggesting the second poster and myself share a secret. Reference to another well-known poster's sexual prowess but questionable choices of partners. Comparison of said poster's habits to those of James T. Kirk. Affectionate shout-out to a different poster who is recovering from a serious medical procedure. Reassertion of original premise. Humorous placement of appropriate emoticon.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

Mild outrage (and request for moderator intervention), generated by thin skin and an underdeveloped sense of humor.

 

[Venardhi]

Complete lack of content.

 

[Dale]

Venardhi said:

Complete lack of content

Angry rejoinder for attempted derailing of thread. Veiled accusation of trolling. Comparison of previous poster to Denebian slime devil followed by multiple exclamation points. Angry emoticon.

Heartfelt plea for topical responses from like-minded posters.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

Self-important prediction of impending thread closure, further derailing the thread and completely missing the point. Silly word.

 

[Dale]

G E N E R I C W I N ' D ! !

 

[Jack Bauer]

I'm not laughing. Where's the funny shit?

 

[Dale]

SLANG TERM FOR FEMALE MAMMARY TISSUE IN ATTEMPT TO TRIGGER THREAD CLOSURE. EXCLAMATION POINT.

 

[Jack Bauer]

dalehoppert said:
SLANG TERM FOR FEMALE MAMMARY TISSUE IN ATTEMPT TO TRIGGER THREAD CLOSURE. EXCLAMATION POINT.

finally.

 

[Woulfe]

Mild laughter at the genricnes of the thread so far.

- W -
* Witty Random Sig With Pop-culture Referance *

 

[The Wormhole]

With nothing to add to the actual discussion, this post is included to simply be a part of the awesome thread.

 

[Dale]

The Wormhole said:
With nothing to add to the actual discussion, this post is included to simply be a part of the awesome thread.

Wholehearted agreement with above quoted post. Assertion of new plot idea even more ridiculous than the original post. Worshipful reference to Gene Coon. Enthusiasm for casting decisions. Amusing comparison of Chris Pine to a young Denny Crane. ROFL emoticon.

 

[seigezunt]

irrelevant non-sequiter, and veiled accusation about the shared sexual proclivities of two funnier posters.

[stolen Google'd graphic]

off-color comment on said image.

 

[Plum]

I feel the need to point out a droll observation regarding the context in thread.

 

[The Wormhole]

For no real reason, a photoshop picture of an actor as the TOS character they are rumoured to be playing.

 

[M'Sharak]

Scathing critique of original post. Backpedaling to admit tentative acceptance of third point. Immediate reversion and scornful conclusion.

Derogatory parting shot.

 

[CaptainStoner]

A 5-paragraph essay laying out an empassioned defense of the irrelevant non-sequiter mentioned a few posts up.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

dalehoppert said:
SLANG TERM FOR FEMALE MAMMARY TISSUE IN ATTEMPT TO TRIGGER THREAD CLOSURE. EXCLAMATION POINT.

Irritation that my "silly word" comment from several posts up should have sufficed to convey the above message, and annoyance that my brilliance has been copied... again. Eye balls rolled back deep into my sockets.