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Generations is the next Rifftrax

(Geordi points out the hidden door in the observatory.)

Mike: "Door? Where? You mean behind this giant door?"
 
Toxteth O'Grady said:
:guffaw: :guffaw: :guffaw: :guffaw: :guffaw: :guffaw:

Geordi: There seems to be some kind of dampening field in here. It's blocking our comm signal. Can you shut it off for us?
Soran: Of course. I'd be only too happy to.
Soran punches Geordi in the face.
Mike: Ah, the shut off button must be on his face and you must have to press it really hard.

And Kevin's take on Soran: Shouldn't he have a sack of gold and a Colt revolver?

Kevin: "Cool! He can hold his gun gansta style without having to turn his wrist!"
 
During the evacuation sequence:

Mike: Women, children and guys with faces like subterranean lizards first!
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Mike: (as Picard) Number One, this is the Captain. How's everything on the ship?
Kevin: (as Riker) Boring. I wish there was something to report.
Mike: What's the horrendous sound of crashing, accompanied by screams and twisting metal?
Kevin: Uh...Data's watching "24".
 
(While Kirk is going down to the deflector controls.)

Kevin: Ok, remember to compensate for fluctuations in the heterodines.
Mike: You have to pronate the spansels before the ebverhard web will deploy.
Kevin: Don't forget to planish the cowling before fitting it over the engine housing.
Mike: You'll probably want to connect the drivers in active crossover rather than a passive so you can keep resistance to a minimum without additional dampening. Especialy if you're biamping!
Kevin: Make to lower the Johnson Rod into a place of the skyhook or the coneuten valve will start to throcualte in a panoric arch.
Mike: Use a nail in the starter, I lost the key. Don't pay any mind to that whiring sound, she'll use a litt oil but outside of that she's a cherry.
Kevin: Oh, and all else fails use the tetragramatron.
Mike: There...
Kevin: That's all we can do for him.
 
Toxteth O'Grady said:
During the crash sequence:

Mike: (as Picard) Number One, this is the Captain. How's everything on the ship?
Kevin: (as Riker) Boring. I wish there was something to report.
Mike: What's the horrendous sound of crashing, accompanied by screams and twisting metal?
Kevin: Uh...Data's watching "24".


:guffaw: Yep, I spat beer over the monitor watching/listening to that - good times :thumbsup:
 
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