Good one. Reminds me of this joke:
A man goes to New York city and a tourist tells him there's a bar at the top of the Empire State building. So he goes to the Empire State building and climbs to the top floor and, sure enough, there's a bar there. It doesn't look to be a very well-known bar because he finds that the whole place is empty except for a bartender and a man who looks very, very drunk.
The drunk comes up to him and says "You see that window over there? That's a magic window. If I jump out it, I'll fall almost to the bottom and then pop back up and come back here safely."
The man says he doesn't believe it, but the drunk is really persistent and offers to show him. So he says what the hell and decides to let the drunk jump.
The drunk jumps through the window, falls towards the ground, and, at the last second, comes back up and through the window.
"I don't believe it!" says the man, "let me see that again."
So the drunk jumps through the window, falls towards the ground, and, at the last second, comes back through the window.
The man is really amazed now and says that he has to try that. So he jumps through the window, falls towards the ground and ... splat. He hits the pavement below.
The bartender turns towards the drunk and says
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You know Superman. You can be a real asshole when drunk.
(
Alidor Jarok posted that joke in the Admiral's Lounge)
