K'riq Sa
Commodore
Enjoy! Post your scores and geek level 
Played miniature game 10
(if you are questioning what miniatures are, skip these questions)
Bought miniatures 20
Painted miniature 25
Paid for miniatures to be painted 35
Been paid to paint miniatures 70
(Here are the more general Geekdom questions)
Own Monty Python 10
Quote Monty Python 30
Quote Mel Brooks 20
Watched the Star Wars Movies 5
Corrected the previous statement to “the first Star Wars movies” 10
Quote Star Wars 15
Know Star Wars history 40
Seen the Star Wars Christmas special 50
Fact checked about Star Wars 50
Watched Star Trek (occasionally) 10
Watched Star Trek (regularly) 20
Know the actors in Star Trek 20
Know the episodes of Star Trek (Plot and names) 45
Have gone to a Star Trek convention 60
Know Klingon 100
Attended Klingon summer camp 200
(even we think you’re a freak on this one)
Game system map on the wall 50
Played RPG 25
Own a RPG book 30
Own a library of RPG books (15 or more)
(this is the actual game books, not he fiction novels—don’t worry, you’ll get to claim those later)
Quote from RPG books 100
Play LARP 25
Play LARP weekly 50
Play LARP or RPG more than three times a week 120
Know what LARP or RPG means 5
Have a dice bag (doesn’t everyone?) 5
Ever lost someone in a gaming conversations 20
On a daily basis 50
Fact checked a RPG or LARP outside of game 40
Attended a gaming convention 40
Ran or helped organize a gaming convention 70
Played an all night gaming session 10
On New Years Eve 100
Spent four hours or more in a gaming store in one day 20
Owned or worked in a gaming store 40
Run a LARP or RPG 30 per game
Play rock, paper scissors a lot 10
make gaming references to real life 25
Know someone only by their character/in-game name 20
Played the Amber RPG 30
Play Magic 20
Have an extensive Magic card collection (1000 or more) 80
Read Literature for fun (school doesn’t count) 5
Read Sci-Fi for fun 15
Prefer the full pronunciation of science fiction because it’s classier 30
Read literature based off of RPGs 35
Favorite author is R.A Salvatore 70
Own or read a Star Wars/Trek book 20
Own or read the Vampire Chronicles 10
Own or read the core Tolkein books 10
Read the other “Tolkein” books 20
Own or read all the Dune books 20
Own or read all the Amber books 20
Own or read all the Star Wars books 75
Own or read all the Star Trek books 150
Dress all in black 5
Own a gaming teeshirt 30
Own a trench coat 5
Own a corset 5
Know what garb means 5
Own a set of garb 20
Ever worn garb to scare normals 40
Attended a ren-fair 10
Member of SCA 30
Member of NIGA 30
Member of RPGA 30
Member of local gaming club 30
Pagan 15
Read Douglas Adams books 5
Quote from a Douglas Adams book 10
Own a Rush album 10
Own a Joe Satriani album 10
Own a Dead Can Dance album 10
Own a Final Fantasy soundtrack 50
Read Sandman 5
Own Sandman 25
Worship Neal Gaimon as a god 25
Collect comic books 20
Own a comic book teeshirt 10
Own a computer 5
Own a maxed out computer 20
Built your own computer 50
Play computer/console RPGs 10
Play computer/console Strategy games 5
Chat 20
Met significant other through internet 60
Know computer language 30 per language
Know assembly 50
Know machine language 200
Own computer teeshirt 40
Write in binary for fun 100
Have played a video game for more than six hours in one sitting 25
Are a video game junkie
(play video games for more than 20 hours a week) 75
Enjoy watching video games 50
Own Tony Hawk Pro Skater 10
Believe in the zen of Tony Hawk 50
Own any Anime 15
Have extensive Anime collection 80
Own Anime teeshirt 10
Have a comics/Anime/gaming poster 20
Have a station wagon or van 5
Thinking that you can get laid in the back of your station wagon or van 20
Brush your teeth less than twice a day 5
Brush your teeth less than twice a week 25
Having long hair if you’re a man 5
Shower less than six times a week 10
Have a distinctive unpleasant odor (ask a friend or co-worker) 15
Hang out in coffee houses and all night diners 10
Wrote, or helped write a geek test 100
Watch Dr. Who 30
Dr. Who fan 45
Play Dr. Who RPG 75
Own or Read all Dr. Who novels 125
Fact checked Dr. Who 50
(Because the next three questions pertain to activities frequently participated in High School, the two year rule does not apply. But if you have been out for more than ten years and aren’t involved in the activities through college or the community, go ahead and skip these questions.)
Are or were in marching band 20
Are or were in choir 10
Are or were in a theater program 5
This next part of the test is the anti-geek point section. Deduct any points earned from below from your current total. These points can be claimed as long as the action happened in the last four years unless it is related to High School activities then the rules above apply.
Getting laid in the back of a station wagon of van 50
Play typical pop music instruments 50
Skating (in-line or skateboard) 35
Mountain biking 35
Treking (hiking, backpacking) 50
Play sports 50
Play popular sports (football, baseball, basketball) 150
Generally athletic 10
Have done jail time 50
Do drugs more than twice a year 35
Drink (we’re talking party drinking here) 15
Own higher end, name brand, trendy clothes 70
Own a cool car 50
Not a virgin 10
Member of the 21 or mile high club 100
Own a motorcycle 50
Are well traveled (abroad or in the U.S.) 80
Hold a blue color job 20
Are a member of a rock band 150
Listen to country music 20
Go bar hopping 30
Are popular with members of the opposite sex 80
In a fraternity or a sorority 75
Geek Point breakdown
0-199 Non Geek
200-299 Level 0 geek (wannabe)
300-350 Level 1 geek (Urkel)
351-451 Level 2 geek (casual geek)
452-652 Level 3 geek (true geek)
653-1053 Level 4 geek (Uber Geek)
1054-1854 Level 5 geek (Jedi Master)
1855-2855 Level 6 geek (Leader of the Golden Crown and Rear Admiral of the Fleet)
2866-4000 Level 7 geek (Maud’dib, The Chosen Master of the Illuminati, Lord of Silicon Valley and the Justicar of all he surveys)
good luck...
k'riq the unmovable
Played miniature game 10
(if you are questioning what miniatures are, skip these questions)
Bought miniatures 20
Painted miniature 25
Paid for miniatures to be painted 35
Been paid to paint miniatures 70
(Here are the more general Geekdom questions)
Own Monty Python 10
Quote Monty Python 30
Quote Mel Brooks 20
Watched the Star Wars Movies 5
Corrected the previous statement to “the first Star Wars movies” 10
Quote Star Wars 15
Know Star Wars history 40
Seen the Star Wars Christmas special 50
Fact checked about Star Wars 50
Watched Star Trek (occasionally) 10
Watched Star Trek (regularly) 20
Know the actors in Star Trek 20
Know the episodes of Star Trek (Plot and names) 45
Have gone to a Star Trek convention 60
Know Klingon 100
Attended Klingon summer camp 200
(even we think you’re a freak on this one)
Game system map on the wall 50
Played RPG 25
Own a RPG book 30
Own a library of RPG books (15 or more)
(this is the actual game books, not he fiction novels—don’t worry, you’ll get to claim those later)
Quote from RPG books 100
Play LARP 25
Play LARP weekly 50
Play LARP or RPG more than three times a week 120
Know what LARP or RPG means 5
Have a dice bag (doesn’t everyone?) 5
Ever lost someone in a gaming conversations 20
On a daily basis 50
Fact checked a RPG or LARP outside of game 40
Attended a gaming convention 40
Ran or helped organize a gaming convention 70
Played an all night gaming session 10
On New Years Eve 100
Spent four hours or more in a gaming store in one day 20
Owned or worked in a gaming store 40
Run a LARP or RPG 30 per game
Play rock, paper scissors a lot 10
make gaming references to real life 25
Know someone only by their character/in-game name 20
Played the Amber RPG 30
Play Magic 20
Have an extensive Magic card collection (1000 or more) 80
Read Literature for fun (school doesn’t count) 5
Read Sci-Fi for fun 15
Prefer the full pronunciation of science fiction because it’s classier 30
Read literature based off of RPGs 35
Favorite author is R.A Salvatore 70
Own or read a Star Wars/Trek book 20
Own or read the Vampire Chronicles 10
Own or read the core Tolkein books 10
Read the other “Tolkein” books 20
Own or read all the Dune books 20
Own or read all the Amber books 20
Own or read all the Star Wars books 75
Own or read all the Star Trek books 150
Dress all in black 5
Own a gaming teeshirt 30
Own a trench coat 5
Own a corset 5
Know what garb means 5
Own a set of garb 20
Ever worn garb to scare normals 40
Attended a ren-fair 10
Member of SCA 30
Member of NIGA 30
Member of RPGA 30
Member of local gaming club 30
Pagan 15
Read Douglas Adams books 5
Quote from a Douglas Adams book 10
Own a Rush album 10
Own a Joe Satriani album 10
Own a Dead Can Dance album 10
Own a Final Fantasy soundtrack 50
Read Sandman 5
Own Sandman 25
Worship Neal Gaimon as a god 25
Collect comic books 20
Own a comic book teeshirt 10
Own a computer 5
Own a maxed out computer 20
Built your own computer 50
Play computer/console RPGs 10
Play computer/console Strategy games 5
Chat 20
Met significant other through internet 60
Know computer language 30 per language
Know assembly 50
Know machine language 200
Own computer teeshirt 40
Write in binary for fun 100
Have played a video game for more than six hours in one sitting 25
Are a video game junkie
(play video games for more than 20 hours a week) 75
Enjoy watching video games 50
Own Tony Hawk Pro Skater 10
Believe in the zen of Tony Hawk 50
Own any Anime 15
Have extensive Anime collection 80
Own Anime teeshirt 10
Have a comics/Anime/gaming poster 20
Have a station wagon or van 5
Thinking that you can get laid in the back of your station wagon or van 20
Brush your teeth less than twice a day 5
Brush your teeth less than twice a week 25
Having long hair if you’re a man 5
Shower less than six times a week 10
Have a distinctive unpleasant odor (ask a friend or co-worker) 15
Hang out in coffee houses and all night diners 10
Wrote, or helped write a geek test 100
Watch Dr. Who 30
Dr. Who fan 45
Play Dr. Who RPG 75
Own or Read all Dr. Who novels 125
Fact checked Dr. Who 50
(Because the next three questions pertain to activities frequently participated in High School, the two year rule does not apply. But if you have been out for more than ten years and aren’t involved in the activities through college or the community, go ahead and skip these questions.)
Are or were in marching band 20
Are or were in choir 10
Are or were in a theater program 5
This next part of the test is the anti-geek point section. Deduct any points earned from below from your current total. These points can be claimed as long as the action happened in the last four years unless it is related to High School activities then the rules above apply.
Getting laid in the back of a station wagon of van 50
Play typical pop music instruments 50
Skating (in-line or skateboard) 35
Mountain biking 35
Treking (hiking, backpacking) 50
Play sports 50
Play popular sports (football, baseball, basketball) 150
Generally athletic 10
Have done jail time 50
Do drugs more than twice a year 35
Drink (we’re talking party drinking here) 15
Own higher end, name brand, trendy clothes 70
Own a cool car 50
Not a virgin 10
Member of the 21 or mile high club 100
Own a motorcycle 50
Are well traveled (abroad or in the U.S.) 80
Hold a blue color job 20
Are a member of a rock band 150
Listen to country music 20
Go bar hopping 30
Are popular with members of the opposite sex 80
In a fraternity or a sorority 75
Geek Point breakdown
0-199 Non Geek
200-299 Level 0 geek (wannabe)
300-350 Level 1 geek (Urkel)
351-451 Level 2 geek (casual geek)
452-652 Level 3 geek (true geek)
653-1053 Level 4 geek (Uber Geek)
1054-1854 Level 5 geek (Jedi Master)
1855-2855 Level 6 geek (Leader of the Golden Crown and Rear Admiral of the Fleet)
2866-4000 Level 7 geek (Maud’dib, The Chosen Master of the Illuminati, Lord of Silicon Valley and the Justicar of all he surveys)
good luck...
k'riq the unmovable
), but my rough calculation came out at about -40. 
