Plecostomus
Commodore
Right, and then the mighty golden plates were lost again or something. Why not?Mormons are ridiculous. At least with most religions it's a little harder to see just how obviously made up they are because of a couple of thousand years of history passing since their founding. But Mormons? They're pretty much Scientology without the spaceships as best as I can tell.
Uh, no. It's a retread of christian belief (bible and all that) but with "modern day" prophecy and a set of "lost scripture" that somehow was found 20 miles from my house by a farm-boy named Joseph.
Oh they aren't "lost" they are in plain view down in Palmyra. They were never "lost" everyone was told the ones on display were "duplicates."
Given what I know of church history, it fits. Hide them in plain view and tell everyone they are "not the real plates."
...But I like that "Scientology without the spaceships" bit!I'll use that on the Jehovah's when they show up next time.
I don't know a ton about Mormons. I think there was the South Park episode, a couple of wikipedia pages, and uhhh, Big Love on HBO. The whole thing comes off as pretty far fetched to me. Oh, and what's the deal, Mormon's don't like Jehovah's coming to their door? I like the irony![]()
There is a difference between Latter Day Saints (which I am a member of) and the fringe "Mormon" groups depicted in Big Love. Official LDS policy is no polygamy, and it's been that way for over a century. The fringe groups, cults and "communes" that use our scriptures in their belief systems.. they're the ones who give the mainstream church the bad rap. And as for the Jehovah's and their ilk, most members of that group I've worked with over the years are outright hostile to anyone who is not them. To the point where it's disruptive to the workplace. Whereas the LDS I've worked with, we tend to keep quiet about our beliefs lest we set off a weeks long flamewar that disrupts the flow of production.
Typically you can spot the Jehovah a mile away but you typically can't see the LDS member unless you ask 'em.
*shrug* In the end I disagree with the militant anti-homo policy that's why I'm not as active as I used to be. Frankly the church could have spent the money they spent on that stupid law on supporting it's members, not drawing attention to a largely unsustainable and irrelevant belief.
We LDS members pride ourselves in being able to change with the times and remain relevant because we have a "living prophet" who delivers "latter day revelations" about how things should be done... ...when in fact the chuch ruling groups and indeed the prophet himself... they are just a bunch of scared old men trying to keep things "the same as they always were."
If and when the church does step into the modern day then I'll become active again. That includes women in the priesthood, acceptance of homosexuality and a few other things.
...in other words I'll most likely die an inactive member.
