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Funny Taylor Swift Hatred

She sings a genre of music I have no interest in and I don't listen to the radio or watch TV enough to be exposed to it unwillingly. Thus I have no reason to dislike her, and since I've only barely seen pictures of her, I probably couldn't even pick her out of a lineup of pop singers. She's a non-entity to me, and in that she is not unique.
 
Rich daddy to jump-start career: check

Bland, poppy love songs that all sound the same: check

Nice shape in short skirts: check

Auto-tuned vocals to disguise pitchiness: check

How could she not lose?

The Jonas Brothers owe their career to auto-tuning! Ever heard them live? Can't sing on key to save their lives! I give them more credit than Britney: I don't think she's ever attempted to actually sing live, because she can't hold pitches or hit them! Yes, I'm a musician, can you tell, LOL?

But I don't hate Taylor, I'm just SICK of her!
 
Here's one more morsel to chew on:

So this morning I found myself watching Regis and Kelly and Selena Gomez was on, and in the interview portion Selena declared that she and Taylor are best friends, which would have been easy to tell because I swear to god the little wizard stole one of Taylor's dresses and her hairstyle.

She's cloning herself, people.
 
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Admiral2 said:
Here's one more morsel to chew on:

So this morning I found myself watching Regis and Kelly and Selena Gomez was on, and in the interview portion Selena declared that she and Taylor ar best friends, which would have been easy to tell because I swear to god the little wizard stole one of Taylor's dresses and her hairstyle.

She's cloning herself, people.
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If only that were true. :drool:

I could get a Taylor Swift of my own. :devil:

:bolian:
 
Allyn Gibson said:
Have you been subjected her live cover of Coldplay's "Viva La Vida"? Her acoustic guitar work isn't terrible, but that voice! Oh, the horror, the horror!
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Nothing wrong with her voice at all, she's quite good: in fact, I think that I will make an MP3 of this performance. :vulcan:

Jetfire said:
kes7 said:
^Some of us are heterosexual females with decent musical taste.

(I don't hate her, I just wish she'd get off my radio.)
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You should get a MP3 player an load it up with music you like...that is what I do...I can't stand the stuff that passes for alternative rock now. :vulcan:

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKCek6_dB0M[/yt]

:drool:

(I believe that dude in the video played Kris Kellar on OTH...forgot his real name. :lol: )
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I wish that she'd show her bare feet in this video! :)
 
who is this swift tailor I've been hearing so much about? (said in the style of matt berry)
 
Admiral2 said:
Here's one more morsel to chew on:

So this morning I found myself watching Regis and Kelly and Selena Gomez was on, and in the interview portion Selena declared that she and Taylor ar best friends, which would have been easy to tell because I swear to god the little wizard stole one of Taylor's dresses and her hairstyle.

She's cloning herself, people.
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Not exactly surprised to hear this - there was a story earlier this year about Swift wanting to be in the student section for a Notre Dame game (I think a relative in the band?) but the University was worried about security; thus, they put her on the sideline! :guffaw: The story was accompanied by a picture of her and Gomez on said sideline.
 
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