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Lonemagpie

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Imagine you're a ned/chav/whatever the Welsh word is in Swansea. Blitzed out of your skull, you've already had a fight with Spiderman, and now you see two drag queens walking along the street. Naturally you hurl abuse, and go over to punch one on the nose!

Unfortunately, you are blissfully unaware that said drag queens are actually professional cage fighters on their way to a fancy dress stag do.

Guess what happens next...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091007/tuk-yobs-floored-by-cage-fighters-in-dra-45dbed5.html
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/10/07/cage_fighting_trannies/
 
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Poetic justice!

Oh, this entertained me endlessly when I read it at lunch time. I love a bit of poetic justice.

Two thugs who attacked what they thought were a pair of transvestites picked on the wrong men - when their intended victims turned out to be cage fighters on a night out in fancy dress.

Dean Gardener, 19, and Jason Fender, 22, singled out the two men walking along a street in wigs, short skirts and high heels.

Bare-chested Gardener was caught on CCTV confronting one of the men in a pink wig, black skirt and boob tube - then seen swinging a punch, a court heard.

But the other cage fighter, wearing a sparkling black dress and matching long wig, sprang to his friend's help, delivering two lightning-quick punches to the two stunned yobs.

The cage fighters were then seen teetering away in their high heels, stopping only to pick up a clutch bag they dropped during the melee.
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One was mentioned in TNZ, t'other I found today on a local news site. Made me laugh. Nothing better than seeing an idiot getting a comeuppance. :D
 
Hehe. That reminds me of the man who tried to carjack a van full of the Florida International University Judo team a while back.
 
thestrangledcorpse said:
Hehe. That reminds me of the man who tried to carjack a van full of the Florida International University Judo team a while back.
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Stuff like that happens now and again - there was a report last year about two knife-wielding robbers in Hong Kong who burst into a room to rob the occupants, not knowing that the room was in fact a karate school...

There's an interview on the Sun's website with the guy in the second video, which explains that he's a Gulf War veteran with black belts in karate and jiu-jitsu...
 
Lonemagpie said:
Imagine you're a ned/chav/whatever the Welsh word is in Swansea. Blitzed out of your skull, you've already had a fight with Spiderman, and now you see two drag queens walking along the street. Naturally you hurl abuse, and go over to punch one on the nose!

Unfortunately, you are blissfully unaware that said drag queens are actually professional cage fighters on their way to a fancy dress stag do.

Guess what happens next...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091007/tuk-yobs-floored-by-cage-fighters-in-dra-45dbed5.html
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/10/07/cage_fighting_trannies/
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Saw that last night. Priceless. :lol:

The video in the Register article has been yanked, it seems, and the Yahoo one only has a very small part of the video. The Daily Fail had a much longer continuous shot up yesterday showing the earlier altercation with Spiderman, the yobs making their way down the sidewalk, passing the transvestite cage-fighters and then turning back around to accost them, but it appears to have been edited down to the highlights, as well.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1218651/Thugs-attack-men-dresses--turn-cage-fighters.html
 
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