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Funniest Quotes

Spock .

Lieutenant Commander
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I enjoy a lot of the humor in star trek.

Some of my favorite quotes are:

Just before they went into warp, I beamed the whole kit and kaboodle into their engine room, where they’ll be no tribble at all. – Scotty (The Trouble With Tribbles)

“I fail to comprehend your indignation, sir. I have simply made the logical deduction that you are a liar” – Mr Spock

“May I point out that I have gotten a chance to examine your counterparts closely. They are brutal, savage, uncivilized and illogical. They are in every way examples of Homo sapiens, the very flower of humanity.” – Mr Spock


(Capt. Kirk) "Why, you're right, Mister Jones. They don't like Klingons."
(Capt. Kirk) "But they do like Vulcans. Well, Mr. Spock, I didn't know you had it in you."
(Spock) "Obviously, tribbles are very perceptive creatures, Captain."
(Capt. Kirk) "Obviously."

(Dr. McCoy) "Spock, I don't know too much about these little tribbles yet, but there is one thing that I have discovered."
(Spock) "What is that, Doctor?"
(Dr. McCoy) "I like them -- better than I like you."
(Spock) "Doctor?"
(Dr. McCoy) "Yes?"
(Spock) "They do indeed have one redeeming characteristic."
(Dr. McCoy) "What's that?"
(Spock) "They do not talk too much. If you'll excuse me, sir."


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