Oh! My! Gawd!
Fran Drescher says she was abducted...
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Oh! My! Gawd!
You mean names like this aren't considered "normal"? ....
1.) Kal-El (son of Nicholas Cage) (yes, that's Superman's birth name)
2.) Blanket (son of Michael Jackson) (it's amazing how such an innocent sounding word can be so disturbing when spoken by certain people)
3.) Audio Science (son of Shannyn Sossamon) (
)4.) Moon Unit, Diva Thin Muffin, Dweezil and Ahmet (children of Frank Zappa)
5.) Moxie Crimefighter (child of Penn Jillette)
6.) Jermajesty (son of Jermaine Jackson)
Do people enjoy making comments like this?
This is the Internet. If you don't know who someone is, look it up.
If you think saying "who?" is funny, it isn't.
HAND.
I think his real name is Prince Michael Jackson II and Blanket is a nickname.
I love crazy celebrity kids names. My favorites might be Jamie Oliver's kids.
Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver
Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver
Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver
Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver
Someone please post a pic of two of the woman!
what?
The best thing Fran Dreser was ever involved with was Spinal Tap.
Bobbi Flekman: You put a *greased naked woman* on all fours with a dog collar around her neck, and a leash, and a man's arm extended out up to here, holding onto the leash, and pushing a black glove in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist?
Ian Faith: This is *1982*, Bobbi, c'mon!
Bobbi Flekman: That's *right*, it's 1982! Get out of the '60s. We don't have this mentality anymore.
Ian Faith: Well, you should have seen the cover they *wanted* to do! It wasn't a glove, believe me.
Bobbi Flekman: You put a *greased naked woman* on all fours with a dog collar around her neck, and a leash, and a man's arm extended out up to here, holding onto the leash, and pushing a black glove in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist?
Ian Faith: This is *1982*, Bobbi, c'mon!
Bobbi Flekman: That's *right*, it's 1982! Get out of the '60s. We don't have this mentality anymore.
Ian Faith: Well, you should have seen the cover they *wanted* to do! It wasn't a glove, believe me.
I do have to give Nicholas Cage and Penn Gilette props for their children's names. I mean, I'd love to name a son, say, Calvin Lee (My Last Name). Which, of course, could be abbreviated to Kal-El.
The best thing Fran Dreser was ever involved with was Spinal Tap.
Bobbi Flekman: You put a *greased naked woman* on all fours with a dog collar around her neck, and a leash, and a man's arm extended out up to here, holding onto the leash, and pushing a black glove in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist?
Ian Faith: This is *1982*, Bobbi, c'mon!
Bobbi Flekman: That's *right*, it's 1982! Get out of the '60s. We don't have this mentality anymore.
Ian Faith: Well, you should have seen the cover they *wanted* to do! It wasn't a glove, believe me.
"What's wrong with being sexy?"
The best thing Fran Dreser was ever involved with was Spinal Tap.
Bobbi Flekman: You put a *greased naked woman* on all fours with a dog collar around her neck, and a leash, and a man's arm extended out up to here, holding onto the leash, and pushing a black glove in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist?
Ian Faith: This is *1982*, Bobbi, c'mon!
Bobbi Flekman: That's *right*, it's 1982! Get out of the '60s. We don't have this mentality anymore.
Ian Faith: Well, you should have seen the cover they *wanted* to do! It wasn't a glove, believe me.
She was somewhat annoying, but funny, in U.H.F. She seems to have been typecast at some point.
The nan named Fran...
It's too bad people have to ask "who?" when it would take you only a moment to look up the name on Google or something. It's not as if "Fran Drescher" is a very common name.
It's his nickname? Well, that makes all the more creepy.
To his credit, that's actually a really awesome name. Hell, I'd like to be a moxie crimefighter, too.
You mean names like this aren't considered "normal"? ....
1.) Kal-El (son of Nicholas Cage) (yes, that's Superman's birth name)
2.) Blanket (son of Michael Jackson) (it's amazing how such an innocent sounding word can be so disturbing when spoken by certain people)
3.) Audio Science (son of Shannyn Sossamon) (
4.) Moon Unit, Diva Thin Muffin, Dweezil and Ahmet (children of Frank Zappa)
5.) Moxie Crimefighter (child of Penn Jillette)
6.) Jermajesty (son of Jermaine Jackson)
Maybe it's the misanthrope in me coming out, but everytime I read about a celebrity's kid with a stupid name, I hope that the kid just ctches beating after beating after beating in school, goes into therapy, grows cold and distant and eventually stops having any contact with their parents, and goes to prison, getting shanked in the shower. When the celebrity parents are crying into their lattes about how maybe they weren't good parents and maybe there was something they could have done differently, he or she has an epiphany, what the drunks call a moment of clarity, and realizes this all could have been avoided if they had only used a normal name for their kid.
You mean names like this aren't considered "normal"? ....
1.) Kal-El (son of Nicholas Cage) (yes, that's Superman's birth name)
2.) Blanket (son of Michael Jackson) (it's amazing how such an innocent sounding word can be so disturbing when spoken by certain people)
3.) Audio Science (son of Shannyn Sossamon) (
4.) Moon Unit, Diva Thin Muffin, Dweezil and Ahmet (children of Frank Zappa)
5.) Moxie Crimefighter (child of Penn Jillette)
6.) Jermajesty (son of Jermaine Jackson)
Maybe it's the misanthrope in me coming out, but everytime I read about a celebrity's kid with a stupid name, I hope that the kid just ctches beating after beating after beating in school, goes into therapy, grows cold and distant and eventually stops having any contact with their parents, and goes to prison, getting shanked in the shower. When the celebrity parents are crying into their lattes about how maybe they weren't good parents and maybe there was something they could have done differently, he or she has an epiphany, what the drunks call a moment of clarity, and realizes this all could have been avoided if they had only used a normal name for their kid.
That's a lot of vitriol. Did your parents give you one of "those" names?
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