Following Your Dream..

[Plecostomus]

Well the food we have here is a mixture of fresh, canned and prepared stuff, while there is a fair bit of scratch prep going on back there the majority of it comes off the food-service truck and gets "re-imagined" by the chef.

Apparently he is doing something right.

 

[Timby]

A restaurant near here serves something very close to your Glutton Burger. Only differences are that it doesn't have the bacon and they call it the "Quadruple Bypass Burger".

This sounds familiar; I think it came up in a discussion about burgers in the Goons With Spoons forum on Something Awful. Is this a place staffed by naughty nurses who wheel you out to your car in a wheelchair if you manage to conquer the Quadruple Bypass Burger?

 

[Plecostomus]

No nurses here.


In other news I need a vaguely obscene innuendo laced name for a foot-long hot-dog dinner for two served with 'slaw, chips and one appetizer.

 

[Timby]

No nurses here.


In other news I need a vaguely obscene innuendo laced name for a foot-long hot-dog dinner for two served with 'slaw, chips and one appetizer.

What's eleven inches long, stiff, and makes women howl?

Spoiler: The Answer...

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

 

[An Officer]

^ I am speechless.

 

[Timby]

It's a long, fiery road down to hell.

 

[An Officer]

Paved with little babies, too?

 

[Timby]

Paved with little babies, too?

There's a joke about putting a baby in a blender, but even I can't bring myself to post it here.

 

[Emher]

No nurses here.


In other news I need a vaguely obscene innuendo laced name for a foot-long hot-dog dinner for two served with 'slaw, chips and one appetizer.

What's eleven inches long, stiff, and makes women howl?

Spoiler: The Answer...

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Oh gods I hate myself for laughing. But that I did.

As for the matter at hand I'm thinking something with pole...

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I've PM'd a suggestion which pales in comparison to JK's recent contribution...

 

[RJDiogenes]

Paved with little babies, too?

There's a joke about putting a baby in a blender, but even I can't bring myself to post it here.

Dead baby jokes were all the rage when I was a teenager. If you hear one, chances are about 50/50 that I made it up.

 

[Captain Ice]

A restaurant near here serves something very close to your Glutton Burger. Only differences are that it doesn't have the bacon and they call it the "Quadruple Bypass Burger".

This sounds familiar; I think it came up in a discussion about burgers in the Goons With Spoons forum on Something Awful. Is this a place staffed by naughty nurses who wheel you out to your car in a wheelchair if you manage to conquer the Quadruple Bypass Burger?

One and the same.

There's also now a restored ambulance sitting out in front. I would not be surprised if those who actually finished this monstrosity were given a ride in it.

Unfortunately, the owner/manager/grillperson hasn't a clue about how to actually grill a burger. Everything is well done.

 

[Plecostomus]

Smell that? Big ol' pot of chili cooking.

 

[backstept]

I must visit!

 

[Plecostomus]

If and I stress IF we ever do a meetup here we'll have to come up with a special Star Trek themed Menu.

The Robau: Two hamburgers covered with cheese-sauce and bacon slices on thick toast with greens and tomatoes... impaled on a skewer.

The Pike: Pita filled with egg salad, olive slices, bacon, and greens.... punched flat.

The Kirk: Ham and cheese sandwich, served with greens, tomato and a pickle.

 

[Emher]

I'd gladly take a Robau then, sounds great

 

[RJDiogenes]

For dessert, the Spock: Vanilla Ice Cream covered with Hot Chocolate.

 

[An Officer]

You gotta' do a "Command Sandwich" as a homage to the delicious new Kirk, Doc, and Spock.

 

[Plecostomus]

You gotta' do a "Command Sandwich" as a homage to the delicious new Kirk, Doc, and Spock.

The Real McCoy: Breaded boneless chicken breast served on a biscuit with pickles and mayo, fries, and 'slaw. Includes a shot of something from the bar or ice-cream for the kids.

Red Matter: One New York Famous "red hot" Hot Dog covered with Frank's Red Hot sauce, slices of fried red pepper and served with a side of red-beans-and-rice.

Need one for Scotty, Nero, Checkov and Sulu. Also one for that green-chick.

 

[Captain Ice]

^Don't forget the drink menu.

McCoy's Mint Julep
"Saurian" brandy
Warp Core Breach
green whiskey for Mr Scott.....

For Chekov - Chicken Chekov - Boneless Chicken breast stuffed with butter, then breaded and fried. Served with steamed new potatoes (with parsley and garlic), peas, and lemon garnish. (aka Chicken Kiev)

Sulu's could be something like teriyaki beef or sushi....