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Flash Gordon TV series flopped...so they're making a theatrical movie?

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And I don't want to.

How terribly open minded of you.

Those are stupid lyrics whether they rhyme or not. And they obviously are meant to be approximate rhymes in an AABB arrangement, specifically, a pair of oblique rhymes followed by a pair of half rhymes. I mean, come on, what else could motivate the creation of a line as awkward as "He'll save every one of us" if not a misguided attempt to find some kind of rhyme for "universe?"

It's supposed to emulate the bang, kerpow nature of comic book writing in keeping with the flashy graphics and garish comic book nature of the film, the lyrics are purposefully simplistic, and the "one of us" is supposed to mimic the meter of "un-i-verse" not rhyme with it precisely.

If the film appeals to you then the song is perfect for it, if on the other hand you hate the film you'll probably hate the song as well, because the song is just right for the film.
 
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^^I never said the rhyme was "precise." Indeed, I explicitly said it was approximate.
 
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I wouldn't be worried in terms of their ability to record a good soundtrack, although having heard Brian's "Furia" soundtrack i'd certainly be glad of Roger and Paul's input :lol: Me being worried about their ability was never mypoint, I have seen Q+PR and I loved what they were doing.

My point was that unless the film makers were remaking the Hodges movie it would be a bizarre and illogical decision. This film has absolutely nothing to do with that film I would imagine.
Let's hope they do something more faithful to the original, I'm not sure I ever read it. They should hire Michael Giacchino to do the music score! :cool:
 
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"Flash Gordon" is nothing more than an historical curiosity, notable mainly for the great comic strip art, and can be produced only as either disastrous camp or with some really dicey revisions. Both have been attempted, both have failed (and before the Queen fans weigh in, the song sucks). Why go back to that dry well again?
 
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Because it seems like Buck Rogers and Flash Gordon are the two characters that have been remade for each successive generation.
 
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"Flash Gordon" is nothing more than an historical curiosity, notable mainly for the great comic strip art, and can be produced only as either disastrous camp or with some really dicey revisions.

Clearly you've never seen the Filmation version. It was not campy or revisionist (except in the dumbed-down second season) and captured the look and storylines of the original comic strips better than any other adaptation.

And nothing that's spawned multiple movie serials, television series, comic books, and feature films over the course of seven decades can be dismissed as a historical curiosity.
 
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Because it seems like Buck Rogers and Flash Gordon are the two characters that have been remade for each successive generation.

Buck Rogers has some content and a point-of-view that's really renewable; it's a story that's honestly quite a bit older than Buck himself (a man sleeps through the ages to find himself in a new and unfamiliar world). "Flash Gordon" is kitsch at best. Buy the comics, watch the old serials, and have the entertainment business leave it the Hell alone unless they can turn it over to a comedic genius of some kind.
 
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Clearly you've never seen the Filmation version.

Sure I did. I wasn't impressed. In fact, given the little bits of hype about it in "Starlog" (which was a major source of genre TV and movie info in those olden days) I was pretty disappointed.

And nothing that's spawned multiple movie serials, television series, comic books, and feature films over the course of seven decades can be dismissed as a historical curiosity.

I just did, and reasonably so.

The Buster Crabbe serials were great; they were done at a time when the property was tenable and they were done on about the right scale. Color would have been nice, I guess, but the several folks who've tried to resurrect - or zombify - "Flash" since then have demonstrated no particular eye for how to use it, so maybe not.
 
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I never finished watching the series. I devoured and loved season one, but I could only take so much of Gremlin the Baby Dragon. Ack.

Ohh, yes. The second season of the Filmation series was an ordeal. Me, I'm convinced that Gremlin possessed an insidious psychic defense mechanism that made everyone around him believe that he was the most important being in their lives. This compromised their judgment to the point that when Flash had a dangerous mission to go on, he'd take Dale, Thun, and the baby dragon instead of a platoon of Barin's forest men. Even Ming was affected by this psychic influence, so that his evil plans tended to revolve around Gremlin as well. Not to mention the mole people of the underground kingdom, who, when raiding Arboria for its greatest warriors for their arena, actually believed the baby dragon qualified.

I like to imagine a third-season premiere in which the characters realize how this horrible cute pink fiend has brainwashed and enslaved all of Mongo, and all the various factions band together to destroy him. But of course, Ming double-crosses everyone immediately thereafter and tries to take over Mongo again, and we get back to the real storyline.

:lol:

I only managed to watch the first three or four half-episode stories of Filmation's FG before becoming nauseous, but did Dr. Zarkov make any appearances in the second season? He didn't seem to show up in the episodes that I watched. He was mentioned here and there, though.
 
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Put me down for the "No Queen, for God's sake, no" category. Not only is it a dreadful song (come on, rhyming "savior of the universe" with "he'll save every one of us"????), not only can I not stand Queen's shrieking vocals and harsh instrumentals, but the 1980 movie does not remotely deserve to be seen as an archetypal or definitive version of Flash Gordon. It was a highly revisionist, campy, and parodic interpretation, not faithful to the original's style at all.

Sorry, but Queen is awesome and you're a bitch.

One warning for flaming.
 
Re: Flash Gordon TV series flopped...so they're making a theatrical mo

And nothing that's spawned multiple movie serials, television series, comic books, and feature films over the course of seven decades can be dismissed as a historical curiosity.

I just did, and reasonably so.

Only in your own mind.


I only managed to watch the first three or four half-episode stories of Filmation's FG before becoming nauseous, but did Dr. Zarkov make any appearances in the second season? He didn't seem to show up in the episodes that I watched. He was mentioned here and there, though.

He did eventually show up in two or three episodes toward the end of the season. But yeah, it was weird how they seemed to go out of their way to keep Zarkov off-camera for most of the second season. For instance, there was even one episode where Aura came into the room to give the others a report on what Zarkov had just reported to her offscreen. I figure the network executives decided a middle-aged overweight scientist wasn't a kid-friendly enough character or something.
 
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Well, the series wasn't terrible because it was Flash Gordon.
One of it's biggest problems was that it wasn't even Flash Gordon. It was just called that. The producers needed to embrace the established story line not abandon it.

Flash Gordon along with plucky Dale Arden and scientist Hans Zarkov unites the cantons of the Planet Mongo to overthrow the ruthless emperor Ming the Merciless with the help of the Princess Aura.

I think the story line was OK but people have problems with the execution.

I agree here.

IMO, what you need is to do it as a period piece. Write it in the same style as the 1930's serials. Don't do it as a parody, or as an update. Just good old fashioned space opera. Don't know if you could sustain this sort of thing for a series, but it'd be a real kick in the ass as a movie, I think.
 
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The Flash Gordon movie will be the biggest flop that every flopping flopped. It will make Pluto Nash look like a huge hit.
 
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So what was up with Sky Captain? Which is what you describe? Apart from being trite enough to cut glass, that movie could have avoided abject failure and ridicule if it had just paid to use a name like Flash Gordon.
 
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So what was up with Sky Captain? Which is what you describe? Apart from being trite enough to cut glass, that movie could have avoided abject failure and ridicule if it had just paid to use a name like Flash Gordon.

I don't know. I enjoyed it. Would enjoy more of the same. *shrug*
 
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So what was up with Sky Captain? Which is what you describe? Apart from being trite enough to cut glass, that movie could have avoided abject failure and ridicule if it had just paid to use a name like Flash Gordon.

Yes. And bringing back William Shatner as Captain James T. Kirk would guarantee that the upcoming Trek movie will be a blockbuster.
 
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IMO, what was wrong right with Skiffy version was:

Flash as the heroic everyman
Dale and Flash realizing their love / friendship
Princess Aura's relationship with Ming
Ming's right hand man, can't remember his name right now.
The Frigians

What went wrong:

Flash Gordon has a long track record as a Sci Fi classic. There are certain things that make Flash Gordon "Flash Gordon." To take a few concrete examples:

1. Ming is the archetypal mustache twirling villain, not a city-planner. He's a tyrant, and he's overt about it. He's also a genius.

2. Hawkmen aren't a bunch of uncivilized brutish guys - they are literally men with wings, who fly like birds and having a flying city in the sky and live with high technology - not leathermen with a bird fetish who jump off cliffs. The Hawkmen's city rivals that of Ming. That's one reason Ming tried to keep the peoples divided - to eliminate any single threat by keeping them all off balance

3. The Arborians aren't simple village dwellers - they live in a civilized province and in the trees, literally. The closest the new series came with getting that sort of thing right was with Frigia.

4. There is a certain amount of camp in FG. It just goes with the territory. If you don't like the camp as a set of writers, then substitute it with real threats - not quite plots - but real murderous action. The Ming of old wouldn't ask people do something nicely and the wait, he'd murder you in cold blood himself. He's a cross between Lex Luthor and the Joker - you're never really sure which aspect will come out when you're with him.

5. On the one hand in the overall trajectory of the plot, it is necessary to unite the people groups to defeat Ming. However, Ming doesn't keep the people at bay by making them depend on him for resources like water. Rather, he keeps them off balance politically by manipulating them and creating rivalries between them to create mutual distrust - that's what gives Ming access to Mongo's resources while at the same time keeping any single party from challenging him. That's what makes Ming really dangerous. He's playing several steps ahead of them all. He's not a reactionary or a water manager. That's why it takes the offworlders to come to defeat Ming. Our heroes bring the competing groups together by creating trust between them.

This series "reinvented" the mythology too much.

I second those who say that the Filmation cartoon did it the best. It struck the middle ground between the old films, the comic, and the 80's movie. That's where "success" will lie.
 
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The Flash Gordon movie will be the biggest flop that every flopping flopped. It will make Pluto Nash look like a huge hit.

Their only chance is to cast Eddie Murphy as both Flash Gordon and Hans Zarkov. Ming should be played by Jim Carrey.

I actually liked the SCIFI "Flash Gordon" after a while, though it clearly had real big problems. Zarkov was fun, and John Ralston did Ming about as well as is possible these days considering the character's history and real limits.

The DeLaurentis movie, on the other hand - I'd rather spend two hours in a dentist's chair, thanks.
 
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IMO, what was... right with Skiffy version was:

Flash as the heroic everyman
Dale and Flash realizing their love / friendship
Princess Aura's relationship with Ming
Ming's right hand man, can't remember his name right now.
The Frigians

I agree with those, except I'm not sure why you rate the Frigians so highly. They were a nice bit of FG worldbuilding, and the only Mongo culture that were shown under their original name, but other than that...?

And Ming's chief scientist (I hesitate to call him a right-hand man because he was secretly against Ming) was Rankol.

What went wrong:
...
1. Ming is the archetypal mustache twirling villain, not a city-planner. He's a tyrant, and he's overt about it. He's also a genius.

I liked their attempt to make it more sophisticated by making Ming a subtler kind of evil. I mean, it makes sense. An overt cackling evil villain isn't going to win much loyalty from the people. It's more plausible if he's got charisma, if he's able to convince the people that he's the good guy and they're better off following him. That also makes it more challenging for the heroes to convince the masses that he's the bad guy.

Besides, I liked the nuanced backstory of this Ming -- the fact that he actually did help the people of Mongo through an extremely harsh time, that he really earned their loyalty. I liked how his draconian measures were necessary for survival in the past, but now that things are better, he refuses to let go of power and is abusing it for personal gain. I felt it had a lot of resonance with real-world issues.

The one problem was that John Ralston wasn't really as charismatic an actor as the role called for. The flaw was more in the execution than the concept. But as the series progressed and Ming became more overtly cruel and maniacal, Ralston did become pretty interesting, especially in his scenes with Aura.

And yeah, the Ming-Aura relationship was another thing that wouldn't have been nearly as interesting with a classic, one-dimensional, moustache-twirling Ming. This "kinder, gentler" Ming allowed for a subtler relationship between him and Aura. You could understand why she could be fooled into loving him and being loyal to him despite his lack of respect for her. If Aura had been that devoted to an obvious, villainous Ming, she would've just seemed deluded or evil herself. As it was, she was able to be a strong and sympathetic character yet still feel a credible affection toward her father. And that became the most fascinating relationship in the show.

2. Hawkmen aren't a bunch of uncivilized brutish guys - they are literally men with wings, who fly like birds and having a flying city in the sky and live with high technology - not leathermen with a bird fetish who jump off cliffs. The Hawkmen's city rivals that of Ming. That's one reason Ming tried to keep the peoples divided - to eliminate any single threat by keeping them all off balance

3. The Arborians aren't simple village dwellers - they live in a civilized province and in the trees, literally. The closest the new series came with getting that sort of thing right was with Frigia.

Both of these come down to budget, and probably to credibility. The producers were trying to keep the fantasy fairly grounded. And I think that reinterpreting the Hawkmen into the Dactyls was an intriguing idea in concept; portraying them as a distinct and exotic culture, a tribe with hawk-inspired rituals and talismans, was potentially more fascinating than just sticking bird wings on people. Again, the failure was in the execution, mainly the really, really bad and unconvincing costume design (and costumes were usually something this show consistently did well). Also Vultan was poorly cast. If executed a little better, this could've been quite good.


4. There is a certain amount of camp in FG. It just goes with the territory. If you don't like the camp as a set of writers, then substitute it with real threats - not quite plots - but real murderous action.

Rather than old-style camp, they were going for a more contemporary style of humor in the Stargate vein. Or perhaps the vein of Charmed, since one or two of FG's producers were veterans of that show.

After all, no show or movie ever succeeds by targeting itself solely at the pre-existing audience for the property. You have to draw in the broader audience. The key is to succeed at making something that satisfies both newcomers and veteran fans. Unfortunately, FG tried too hard at the beginning to cater to the broader audience and downplayed the classic elements too much until later in the season. I think they found the right balance by the last third of the season, but by then it was too late.


The Ming of old wouldn't ask people do something nicely and the wait, he'd murder you in cold blood himself. He's a cross between Lex Luthor and the Joker - you're never really sure which aspect will come out when you're with him.

And later in the season, we definitely saw that kind of unpredictable cruelty and madness emerge in Ming. He became quite chilling, and more so because he'd seemed so banal and reasonable at first; it was a shock to see the true horror that lurked beneath that charming facade.

5. On the one hand in the overall trajectory of the plot, it is necessary to unite the people groups to defeat Ming. However, Ming doesn't keep the people at bay by making them depend on him for resources like water. Rather, he keeps them off balance politically by manipulating them and creating rivalries between them to create mutual distrust - that's what gives Ming access to Mongo's resources while at the same time keeping any single party from challenging him. That's what makes Ming really dangerous. He's playing several steps ahead of them all.

And this Ming did that as well -- but having control of their lifeblood made him far more dangerous, because they depended on him for their very existence. It wasn't just that they hated Ming but were too busy fighting each other; it was that they couldn't survive without Ming. I find that a whole lot scarier.

It's also prophetic. It's been said that the wars of the next century will be largely fought over control of Earth's increasingly scarce fresh water supplies.


This series "reinvented" the mythology too much.

Reinvention isn't intrinsically bad. Battlestar Galactica is a drastic reinvention, and people love it. Smallville is a drastic reinvention of the Superman mythos, and it's been quite successful (though it really should've ended a year or two ago). The key is how well the reinvention is done. There were a lot of ideas here that could've been quite compelling if handled better from the get-go.
 
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Well, I'm sufficiently intrigued to give the series a look.


Marian
 
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