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Finally Figured Out How Kes & Neelix Got Together

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WoTe

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Saw this today and long suspended pieces finally fell in place:


Kes must been on Ocampan Tinder dating app and saw a guy named Neelix post this very misleading pic (of his 30th Cousin, 600 times removed) as himself:


And when she got to the surface for that date, she found this waiting for her:



Then she promptly ran to the Kazon. When that didn't pan out, stuck with the Voyager team back down to the basement, before finally seeking asylum with Janeway. Then appearing as Doc's holographic wife and Tom's future wife, then posing as a psychotic warlord. Anything not to be alone with it. Eating bugs and dirt, mating once a lifetime with oatmeal hands. Nice c-block, Kes :rommie: No one blames you :bolian:
 
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Liono was a boy, 7 maybe nine years old, but a faulty stasis pod aged him 10 to 15 years in transit to Earth. So if it wasn't catfishing, Liono and kes would have been a good match.
 
WoTe said:
Saw this today and long suspended pieces finally fell in place:


Kes must been on Ocampan Tinder dating app and saw a guy named Neelix post this very misleading pic (of his 30th Cousin, 600 times removed) as himself:


And when she got to the surface for that date, she found this waiting for her:



Then she promptly ran to the Kazon. When that didn't pan out, stuck with the Voyager team back down to the basement, before finally seeking asylum with Janeway. Then appearing as Doc's holographic wife and Tom's future wife, then posing as a psychotic warlord. Anything not to be alone with it. Eating bugs and dirt, mating once a lifetime with oatmeal hands. Nice c-block, Kes :rommie: No one blames you :bolian:
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I must admit............that you might have a point here! :lol:
 
There is an unfortunate "abducted child" feel to the whole relationship. They really screwed up that relationship and those two characters. Kes ultimately paying the price.

Leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
 
Guy Gardener said:
Liono was a boy, 7 maybe nine years old, but a faulty stasis pod aged him 10 to 15 years in transit to Earth. So if it wasn't catfishing, Liono and kes would have been a good match.
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It took me a few minutes to realize you meant Lion-O.

I was thinking "Liono doesn't sound like a Talaxian name..." :rommie:
 
hux said:
There is an unfortunate "abducted child" feel to the whole relationship. They really screwed up that relationship and those two characters. Kes ultimately paying the price.

Leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
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Except Kes is far more intelligent, both emotionally and intellectually than Neelix.

He rescued an abused person and got off on being a hero, not exactly unusual. But she stopped being that abused person about 5 minutes after they beamed up.
 
hux said:
There is an unfortunate "abducted child" feel to the whole relationship. They really screwed up that relationship and those two characters. Kes ultimately paying the price.

Leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
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It's the whole "Yes, I am stealing your underwear" vibe that Neelix gives off.
 
Underwear is only necessary when people don't know how to wipe their bum, or clean their bum.

In the future, universal education at a young enough age, pushing the importance of anal care, will supersede any prerequirement for underwear.

Seriously.

It's been 30 years since any of us had a skid mark, I'd hope.

Underwear should only be for the very young and the very old.

The 50 years between young and old, where we have been tricked into being prepared for the worst is because of capitalist plots from big textile.

This is why you are poor.

I'm sorry.

...

Gravity hates boobs.

Bras are not on my hit list.
 
Ok, completely offtopic but, I've never heard of postimage.org.

Is that site safe/legit?
 
From your front port sure, or are you saying that gender engenders special bottom issues above and beyond the use of tissues?
 
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