I have cats because they have artificially imposed, culturally prescribed sense of decorum. They live in the moment. If I had an aneurysm in the brain and dropped dead, I love knowing that as the paramedics carry me out, my cats are going to be swatting at that little toe tag.
Paul Provenza
I gave my cat a bath the other day; they love it. He enjoyed it; it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that...
Steve Martin
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer.
Bruce Graham
Could you imagine a seeing-eye cat? The first person who walks by with an untied shoelace, and you're history.
Christine O'Rourke
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow.
Jeff Valdez
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
Mary Bly
[Maybe they'll get back to you]
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
Anonymous