Feeding seagulls

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Someone asked me if I was feeding seagulls in the parking lot and I denied it.

I mean, they clearly saw me. So by asking, they were being irritating, so I responded by lying.

My motivation was that they'll hopefully poop on her car later.

You're hoping the person who asked will poop on her car?

No, the lack of a gender neutral singular pronoun makes it seem so.

Woody Allen said pigeons were rats with wings. But it's quite possible someone said that about seagulls also.

Seagulls have an excuse; Woody's just a borderline pedo with a director's chair.