FBI alert over Barbie Video Girl causes child porn panic

[Locutus of Bored]

I didn't even get that far. My first reaction was: A Barbie doll combined with camera? WHY?

Honestly, the human species: tell me again why we deserve to be at the top of the food chain...?

Because lions and sharks can't build cameras small enough to fit inside Barbies.

 

[Trekker4747]

Barbie's physical proportions are unrealistic enough as it is to think of her as a "real person" in her toy environment. We have to make such a thing even crazier by jamming a camera in her back and two batteries in her thighs? (Granted, I guess there's worse places the batteries could've gone.)

Hey, Mattel! How about instead of this stupid idea of combining these two things you make Barbie's articulation better?!

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Honestly, the human species: tell me again why we deserve to be at the top of the food chain...?

Because lions and sharks can't build cameras small enough to fit inside Barbies.

A thing of beauty is natural selection.

 

[Pingfah]

Barbie's physical proportions are unrealistic enough as it is to think of her as a "real person" in her toy environment. We have to make such a thing even crazier by jamming a camera in her back and two batteries in her thighs? (Granted, I guess there's worse places the batteries could've gone.)

Hey, Mattel! How about instead of this stupid idea of combining these two things you make Barbie's articulation better?!

Aww, did they spoil Twekkers Wendy House afternoon tea party?

 

[Trekker4747]

Barbie's physical proportions are unrealistic enough as it is to think of her as a "real person" in her toy environment. We have to make such a thing even crazier by jamming a camera in her back and two batteries in her thighs? (Granted, I guess there's worse places the batteries could've gone.)

Hey, Mattel! How about instead of this stupid idea of combining these two things you make Barbie's articulation better?!

Aww, did they spoil Twekkers Wendy House afternoon tea party?

Not telling.

 

[FormerLurker]

The real title of this thread, and this story, should be;

FBI Causes Child Porn Panic Alert Over Barbie Video Girl

This was pathetic when I first read about it, and it's pathetic now. Parents, be the responsible ones for once, and do whatever you think best on your own!

 

[DeafPoet]

It's good that there have been no actual cases of abuse related to this. However, in a related story, eyewitnesses report that after creepy Uncle Kenny read the article a lightbulb literally appeared over his head.