"Your coat, sir?"
"Yes is it, and I have a receipt to prove it"
"Yes is it, and I have a receipt to prove it"
Favourite Leslie Nielson quotes?
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"Oh, murder."
(Upon seeing Anne Francis skinny dipping in Forbidden Planet.)
(Upon seeing Anne Francis skinny dipping in Forbidden Planet.)
"Oh, get out of here before I have you run out of the area under guard...and then I'll put more guards on the guards..." (Forbidden Planet)
"Whatever scum did this - I promise you, not one man on this force will rest for ONE MINUTE until he's behind bars! Now let's grab a bite to eat." (Naked Gun)
"Whatever scum did this - I promise you, not one man on this force will rest for ONE MINUTE until he's behind bars! Now let's grab a bite to eat." (Naked Gun)
"Sorry, Bobby. No sax before a fight."
Drebin: Cigarette?
Woman: Yes, it is.
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'Adult' shop owner: What is this, some kind of a bust?
Drebin: Why yes, its very impressive.
Woman: Yes, it is.
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'Adult' shop owner: What is this, some kind of a bust?
Drebin: Why yes, its very impressive.
"What was it we had for dinner tonight?"
"Well, we had a choice: steak or fish."
"Yes, yes I remember; I had lasagna."
Loved his movies. Nielsen was a great comedian.
"Well, we had a choice: steak or fish."
"Yes, yes I remember; I had lasagna."
Loved his movies. Nielsen was a great comedian.
"And win just one for the Zipper."
" It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Draino; sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside. "
"It took me two weeks to find Stella's apartment. She had neglected to give me her address."
I saw the first Naked Gun before I saw Creepshow (I had to have been around six), and I was very, very, very upset by what happened to Liam Neeson at the end of his segment.
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Lieutenant
"I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you."
"I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you."
