Favourite Doctor Catchphrases

[Willim Davies]

I'm a doctor, Mr Neelix, not a decorator.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

I'm a Doctor, not a dragonslayer.

 

[Robert D. Robot]

"Care for a Jelly Baby?"

...Oops! Right answer, wrong Doctor!

 

[MrBorg]

"I'm a doctor, not a doorstop."

Wait, wrong EMH.

"The computer sounds like it needs a stimulant."
-The Doctor, in the episode "One".

 

[AuntKate]

When the EMH is inadvertently "holographed" into the space battle in "Basics": "Man overboard!"

 

[Willim Davies]

i'm a doctor, not a database!

 

[Jeri]

"Say ten Our Fathers and call me in the morning."

 

[exodus]

"I'm on the voyage of the damned."

 

[Rom's Sehlat]

"Why don't you find some nice Vulcan friends?"

 

[Markira]

I'm a doctor, not a voyeur!

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Slapping Paris. That was hilarious.

 

[Willim Davies]

i'm a doctor, not a decorator

 

[Unimatrix Zero]

You heard the man. Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs, just don't misplace them.

 

[Unimatrix Zero]

I'm a Doctor, not a counterinsurgent.

 

[Kai John]

"Computer, activate the ECH"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Mountain, of course. Don't tell me you're a Lakeside supporter!" (Blink of an Eye)