Favorite songs from The Simpsons

[The Great Meech]

Talkin' Softball is humanity's finest musical achievement.

 

[Praetor]

I like the Paint Your Wagon parody.

Gonna paint your wagon
Gonna paint it fine
Gonna use and oil based paint
'Cause the wood is pine
Ponderosa pine! OOO-ooo.

AND

Simpson, Homer Simpson
He's the greatest guy in history
From the town of Springfield
He's about to hit a chestnut tree

"They'll Never Stop The Simpsons" is another great one, though it was an end credits song instead of being in the episode.

They'll never stop The Simpsons
Have no fears
We've got stories for years
Like Marge becomes a robot
Or Moe gets a cell phone
Has Bart ever owned a bear?
How 'bout a crazy wedding
where something happens and do-do-do-do-do-do
Sorry about the clip show...

Those two are probably my favorites, along with Mr. Burns' "See My Vest."

I don't think it technically counts, but I've also always loved the Mr. Plow jingle.

Call Mr. Plow, that's my name!
That name again is Mr. Plow!

 

[Vanyel]

Mayor Quimby's re-election jingle:

Without a Mayor Quimby, our town would really stink,
We wouldn't have a tire yard, or a mid-size roller rink.
We wouldn't have our gallows, or our shiny Bigfoot trap,
It's not the mayor's fault that the stadium collapsed!

Luke Be a Jedi:

Luke be a Jedi tonight. Just be a Jedi tonight.
Do it for Yoda while we serve our guests a soda,
uh...do it for Chewie and the Ewoks, and all the other muppets.
Luke be a Jedi tonight!

Damn I forgot Glove Slap:

A glove slap in a little old face will
Get you satisfaction.
Glove slap ba-a-beee (Glove slap, baby)
Glove slap, baby, glove slap!
Glove slap, I don't take crap!
Glove slap, shut your big yap.

 

[Geckothan]

Well Mr. Burns had done it,
the power plant had won it,
with Roger Clemens clucking all the while.
Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile,
while Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the bar room tile.

We're talkin' softball,
from Maine to San Diego,
talkin' softball,
Mattingly and Canseco.

Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw,
Steve Sax and his run in with the law,
we're talkin' Ho-mer, Ozzie and the Straw.

We're talkin' softball,
from Maine to San Diego,
talkin' softball,
Mattingly and Canseco.

Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw,
Steve Sax and his run in with the law,
we're talkin' Ho-mer, Ozzie and the Straw.