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Favorite "Small" Simpsons Moments

Ralph: "What's a battle?"
Skinner: "Hahahaha, lets go."
Chalmers: "Did that boy just say 'what's a battle'?"
Skinner: "No no, he said 'What's that rattle'. It's about the heating duct."
Chalmers: "Hmm, it sounded like battle."
Skinner: "I've had a cold, so--"
Chalmers: "Oh, so you hear r's as b's?"
Skinner: "Precisely."
Chalmers: "I see."

:lol:
 
Mark_Nguyen said:
"Do it for her" :)

The Simpsons used to be so good with those rare, tender moments. I wish they'd do them more often.

Mark
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Nah. The whole point of the Simpson's existence is to mock everything without mercy. THAT'S what it does best. If you don't believe me, just listen to Matt Groenig's commentaries on the DVD's.

"Thank you Mr. Homer"
"My pleasure Pepsi"
"Pepi, sir".
 
Far too many to list or remember, so I'll do the first five that come to my head.

"Super-Nintendo Chalmers"

"Nuke the whales?"
"You gotta nuke something."
"Touche"

"Won't somebody think of the children!"

"Cape Fear" ep pick any of the moments where they are travelling with Bob under the car and then the pay off with the rakes at the end.

There was a poster in the hospital or GPs office that had a smiling nurse holding a cig and the caption read along the lines of:
Smoking
A million people can't be wrong!​
 
Too Much Fun said:
The whole Aurora Borealis bit is a masterpiece. :techman:
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+1

Chalmers: Yes, I should be go-od lord, what is happening in there?
Skinner: Aurora Borealis?
Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: May I see it?
Skinner: No.
 
So many...

"I'm not Principal of the line, Mother!"
"And you never will be!"

"My doctor says I wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if I just kept my finger out of there"

"Ehh! It's back to the lock with you, Nessie!"

"Oh my God! ... 7 cents off wax paper!"
 
Mr. Burns (addressing Lisa's class): I'll make this short and sweet. Friends. Family. Religion. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
 
I was reminded of this one last night from The Homer They Fall:

Hibbert: You have an absolutely unique genetic condition known as "Homer
Simpson syndrome".
Homer: [moaning] Oh, why me?

Hibbert: Why, I could wallop you all day with this surgical two-by-four without ever knocking you down.
[brandishes stick, then checks his watch]
But... I have other appointments.
 
Mr. Burns filling out form: Cause of parents' death ... Got in my way.

EDIT: I couldn't resist adding this one

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Must Kill Moe.
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Lisa wants to go to a dance or something but doesn't have a date. Marge comes in with home made pepsi and which she says is a little thick. Lisa says she doesn't want to go to the dance anymore so Marge says they'll have just have a dance here at the house and Marge sings "Every simpson dance now!" and dances as the thick sounding pepsi sloshes around. Lol, I know I didn't describe it funny, but it was the best I could do.

Also: Super-Nintendo Chalmers always gets me.
 
Abe: Please, let me in!

Homer: How do I know you're not a muncher?

Abe: I'm your father and I need your help!

Homer: I can't make sense of that muncher talk!
 
When Krusty says the prayer for the dinner in Hebrew.
Homer: He's talking funny talk.
Lisa: Dad it's Hebrew, Krusty must be Jewish.
Homer: He He Funny talk.

Or while eating at Fat Tony's and Fat Tony speaks in Italian.
Homer: He's talking like that guy in Fat Albert. (Starts speaking like Mush Mouth.)
Marge: Homer, stop that. (Then hits him.)
Homer: Why-ba you-ba do-ba do-ba dat?
 
Homer: "They're milking rats!"
Mayor Quimby: "Rats? I'm outraged. You promised me dog or higher."

From the Halloween special when dolphins attempted to tave over the land, Homer is at the drive through at Krusty Burger, and the squeaky-voiced teenager's head is thown in the car. "Jeez, anything for a day off."

Speaking of the squeaky-voiced teenager: "You don't understand, this comes out of my salary. If I had a girlfriend, she'd kill me."
 
Reverend Lovejoy looks annoyedly at his congregation, which is the Flanders family and one other random dude in the back.

Lovejoy: Well, at least some of us were able to resist the lure of the big game.
Random Dude: Oh my God, I forgot the game! *runs out*
 
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