When Homer thinks to consult his good side, he sees a vision of his evil side dancing with maracas on its grave. "I am evil Homer!I am evil Homer!..."
Favorite "Small" Simpsons Moments
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Just the name--Colonel "Hap"Hapablap.
"It never hurts to have a second set of prints on a weapon."
"You're an odd fellow Seymour,but you steam a good ham."
"Jiminy jillikers"
"Some folk'll never lose a toe but then again some folk'll,like Cletus the slack=jawed yokel".
"It never hurts to have a second set of prints on a weapon."
"You're an odd fellow Seymour,but you steam a good ham."
"Jiminy jillikers"
"Some folk'll never lose a toe but then again some folk'll,like Cletus the slack=jawed yokel".
Which reminds me of another episode, Flanders is rambling to Homer, and Homer's brain says "That's it, if you're not leaving, then I am." We then see Homer's brain floating out of his head.
*casting for his movie*
Comic Book Guy to Homer: You are acceptable!
Homer: Great. Wanna see me naked.
Movie Executive: There's no nudity in this movie.
Homer: What movie?
Oh and in the same episode with Homer working the pole:
Lyle: Home Town Buffet, like I told John Travolta, my client list is private. You know what? Enough chitchat. Hit the pole! Stripper up...fireman down. And sexy. Heroic! Sexy. Heroic! And sexy. Heroic! Earn that money.
(Homer climbs up)
Homer: Found this on the roof.
Comic Book Guy to Homer: You are acceptable!
Homer: Great. Wanna see me naked.
Movie Executive: There's no nudity in this movie.
Homer: What movie?
Oh and in the same episode with Homer working the pole:
Lyle: Home Town Buffet, like I told John Travolta, my client list is private. You know what? Enough chitchat. Hit the pole! Stripper up...fireman down. And sexy. Heroic! Sexy. Heroic! And sexy. Heroic! Earn that money.
(Homer climbs up)
Homer: Found this on the roof.
Homer's conversations with is brain were so fun.
Homer: Twenty dollars?!? I wanted a peanut!
Homer's brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explainhow!
Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo hoo!
I don't remember the rest of the conversation, but I also love the time he said, "shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!".
The whole Aurora Borealis bit is a masterpiece.
They've done a Grampa outhouse bit twice, and both were funny. In the episode with the air show, army men find him in an outhouse and he says (with an ashamed look and voice): "This elevator only goes to the basement, and someone made an awwwwful mess down there."
Homer: Twenty dollars?!? I wanted a peanut!
Homer's brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explainhow!
Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo hoo!
I don't remember the rest of the conversation, but I also love the time he said, "shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!".
The whole Aurora Borealis bit is a masterpiece.
They've done a Grampa outhouse bit twice, and both were funny. In the episode with the air show, army men find him in an outhouse and he says (with an ashamed look and voice): "This elevator only goes to the basement, and someone made an awwwwful mess down there."
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Somehow this made me think of:
"Where will he stay?"
"Bart's room."
"Bart's room."
"Bart's room."
"Dumpster."
Cut to a view of the dumpster, then pull back to Bart looking wistfully at it from his room, where Grampa is settling in.
"But sir, we found the Jade Monkey. It was in the glove compartment."
"Excellent."
"Excellent."
Homer: OK brain, I don't like you and you don't like me. Let's just do this so I can get back to killing you with beer.
"Do it for her" 
The Simpsons used to be so good with those rare, tender moments. I wish they'd do them more often.
Mark
The Simpsons used to be so good with those rare, tender moments. I wish they'd do them more often.
Mark