Ya uuuuused me skinnarr, ya uuused me.
Favorite "Small" Simpsons Moments
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Ya uuuuused me skinnarr, ya uuused me.
"Homer, the plant called. They said that if you don't go in tomorrow then don't bother coming in on Monday."
"Woo-hoo! Four day weekend!"
"The two greatest words in the English language. De Fault! De Fault!"
"Woo-hoo! Four day weekend!"
"The two greatest words in the English language. De Fault! De Fault!"
Ralph: "That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He told me to burn things!"
and
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
heeh hee
and
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
heeh hee
"Now, when I say 'Hello Mr Thompson' and press down on your foot, you smile and nod."
"No Problem."
"Hello Mr Thompson."
...
"I think he's talking to you."
"Not the elephants!"
"Take him away, boys."
"Hey, I'm the chief here. Bake 'em away, toys."
"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"
"Gime? What the hell is a gime?... Oh, a Gime!"
"Dad, your hand is jammed in the toaster!"
...
"Dad, it's in there again!"
"No Problem."
"Hello Mr Thompson."
...
"I think he's talking to you."
"Not the elephants!"
"Take him away, boys."
"Hey, I'm the chief here. Bake 'em away, toys."
"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"
"Gime? What the hell is a gime?... Oh, a Gime!"
"Dad, your hand is jammed in the toaster!"
...
"Dad, it's in there again!"
Burns: You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage...when pigs fly!
[They laugh. The pig sails across the sky before them.]
Smithers: Will you be donating that million dollars now, Sir?
Burns: Nooo, I'd still prefer not.
[They laugh. The pig sails across the sky before them.]
Smithers: Will you be donating that million dollars now, Sir?
Burns: Nooo, I'd still prefer not.
Grampa: "You never know what you're capable of. I never thought I could shoot down a German plane, but last year I did it."
Lisa: "We know it's you, Moe, so knock it off or we're going to the cops."
Moe: "Alright, alright, I'll take care of it."
(Heads out to the back of the bar, opens up crates and relaseases panda bears, which then proceed to roam the street outside).
Hmm, speaking of bears, there was Ben the Bear that hosted a talk show in that episode where Homer was accused of sexually harassing the babysitter.
The one where with the greyhound puppies. When they're all being fed, we see their names on all their bowls. The last two are named "Prince" and "The Puppy Formerly Known as Prince."
Dance Instructor: "Kids, what do we call it when everyone gets an equal chance when they aren't really equal?"
Class: "Communism!"
Lisa: "We know it's you, Moe, so knock it off or we're going to the cops."
Moe: "Alright, alright, I'll take care of it."
(Heads out to the back of the bar, opens up crates and relaseases panda bears, which then proceed to roam the street outside).
Hmm, speaking of bears, there was Ben the Bear that hosted a talk show in that episode where Homer was accused of sexually harassing the babysitter.
The one where with the greyhound puppies. When they're all being fed, we see their names on all their bowls. The last two are named "Prince" and "The Puppy Formerly Known as Prince."
Dance Instructor: "Kids, what do we call it when everyone gets an equal chance when they aren't really equal?"
Class: "Communism!"
YES!
That's one of my favourite WTF non-sequitur gags that makes me laugh hysterically. "NO BEN, NO!" *GROWL*I think the best part of that episode is when a puppy touches the TV and they all react with "awww" and then when the cat tries the same move, Homer yells, "GET THAT CAT OUTTA THERE!" . Then the whole family looks SO angry at it.
Another short throwaway line I love was from two guys walking into an airport. When a bunch of business men cheerfully greet them by singing "If you're happy and you know it", one of them derisively mutters, "Oh great, Christians". For some reason that one always makes me laugh hard.
Ralph: "I bent my Wookie"
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Sideshow Bob describes prison as a "urine soaked hell hole" at his parole hearing. A member of the board says "we object to the term 'urine soaked hell hole' and would prefer 'pee-pee soaked heck hole.'"
^
"Then how come you have a tatoo that says Die, Bart, Die?"
"Oh no no. That's German for The Bart, The."
"Use a pen, Sideshow Bob!"
"Then how come you have a tatoo that says Die, Bart, Die?"
"Oh no no. That's German for The Bart, The."
"Use a pen, Sideshow Bob!"
Administrator: And what are your reasons for wanting a Little Brother?
Homer's brain: Don't say revenge! Don't say revenge!
Homer: Uh, revenge?
Homer's brain: That's it, I'm gettin' outta here. [footsteps, and a door slam]
I also liked the kinder moment at the end of the episode where homer meets his mom. The episode just ends with Homer sitting on his car looking at the stars
Homer's brain: Don't say revenge! Don't say revenge!
Homer: Uh, revenge?
Homer's brain: That's it, I'm gettin' outta here. [footsteps, and a door slam]
I also liked the kinder moment at the end of the episode where homer meets his mom. The episode just ends with Homer sitting on his car looking at the stars