Fatal Extraction

[Holdfast]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/dentist-removes-ex-boyfriend’s-teeth-after-break-up.html

A dentist enacted the ultimate revenge on her ex-boyfriend by removing all his teeth days after breaking up with him.

First off, I wish to God I'd be the one to come up with the glorious Fatal Extraction pun but that honour goes to one the Yahoo commentators at the link above.

What's the most gratuitously evil thing you've ever done?

Or, if you're as pure as the driven snow, what's the most deliciously intricate revenge fantasy you've daydreamed about?

 

[Hound of UIster]

It's not healthy reading Yahoo News comments.

 

[RoJoHen]

That story is all sorts of fucked up.

 

[thestrangequark]

It's not healthy reading Yahoo News comments.

No less healthy than reading Yahoo News itself, but ever so enjoyable. Yahoo news is like the jelly beans of journalism, sweet, light, artificial, and delicious.

 

[Holdfast]

It's not healthy reading Yahoo News comments.

I prefer to think of it as dangerous research into the extremes of the human mind...

That story is all sorts of fucked up.

Yup. It's why I posted it here.

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

It doesn't sound like this guy is the sharpest tool in the shed. To put yourself in a situation where you are literally at the mercy of someone with anesthesia, sharp tools, and the knowledge of how to use them....

Sure, she ruined her career and life, but when he sat down in her chair, don't you think she couldn't believe her luck?

 

[Owain Taggart]

I guess the moral of the story is, don't piss off your dentist.

 

[MANT!]

Or your Barber..

 

[Lumi]

At least hair grows back!

But seriously, what did he do? Nobody deserves that, of course... but I've had some pretty evil thoughts when I was cheated on. I think anyone would.

You just... don't act on them. O_O

 

[WillsBabe]

I guess the moral of the story is, don't piss off your dentist.

I read that as the "molar of this story"!

 

[Gaseous Anomaly]

I guess the moral of the story is, don't piss off your dentist.

I read that as the "molar of this story"!

It would have been better with this guy.

 

[Starkers]

Yahoo could have at least tried to give the story a veneer of respectability...ahem...

I think it's a horrible thing to do, even to someone who's hurt you/wronged you, but I can't believe he put himself in that position! Either he's a complete idiot or else from his perspective it was an amicable breakup!

What's the most gratuitously evil thing you've ever done?

Or, if you're as pure as the driven snow, what's the most deliciously intricate revenge fantasy you've daydreamed about?

I don't think I've ever done anything truly evil to get back at anyone--I'd feel too guilty, but boy have I come up with some humdingers of some ideas.

I left one firm over 10 years ago now and whilst I left of my own accord it was a bit acrimoneous (which in hindsight was down in part to me) and afterwards I came up with plans to drive them out of business that were like something from Mission Impossible