Famous Crab Nebula Shoots Off Mysterious Flares

[Franklin]

Where's the thread Foramen? The thread puns are getting out of hand!

I'm getting a big bang out of it, myself.

 

[Amaris]

This jokes are pretty good, I'm hubbled by your skills. It's librating to see such inventiveness.

But I have to ask, does looking at this nebula give you cancer?

No, it gives you crabs.

You're a lyrae!

 

[RJDiogenes]

I don't think these puns will qualify any of you for Mensa.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Is that a Phact?

 

[Franklin]

I don't think these puns will qualify any of you for Mensa.

So? Have a Mimosa and chill.

 

[lennier1]

It's not like anyone is taking him Cereus.

 

[tharpdevenport]

The Internet is Sirius business.

 

[Australis]

To pun or not to pun? Opinions seem Polaris'd around here.

 

[scotpens]

Enough with the puns already. The next guy who makes a pun, Altair him a new asshole.

 

[tharpdevenport]

You certainly showed them who's Bos around here.

 

[Australis]

Too many of you guys are obviously intoxicated, Taking drugs.

Because of your taste for the exotic, it'll be something like betel nut.

So wipe that drool off you chin.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Maybe they prefer Skat. But that reply was really Altair.

 

[RJDiogenes]

There are a lot of repeats here. You need to Titan things up.

 

[Deckerd]

Little Miss Muffet saturn a tuffet?

 

[Australis]

Drugs, I'm tellin' ya.

All that Betelgeuse you're dribblin' is doing you no good at all.

Well, I'm off for dinner, I need some Neshmet. I won't be back Tyl late.

 

[Jadzia]

Little Miss Muffet saturn a tuffet?

Eating her Milky Way?

 

[Deckerd]

Along came a Red Spider

 

[Australis]

Noooo... along came a Spica...

 

[tharpdevenport]

This thread has turned into utter Scheat.

 

[trekkiedane]

^Wasat you say? Did you Propus we Alshat in the thread?