Fake Spoiler thread

[Chris3123]

This just in. Here's a sample of the music that's been composed for the movie. This is the theme song.

Haven't you heard, that turned out to be a fanmade hoax. Here is the real theme music.

 

[gastrof]

Spock sees a Romulan's face, shrugs and says "eh, whatever."

Spock realises that he has special powers and then goes on a killing rampage cutting out the brains of others like him in order to absorb their powers!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Because it turns out Amanda's great-great-great grandfather was

Spoiler: real spoiler this time for a recent Heroes ep

Noah Petrelli.

Which all fits in with the Grand Unified Theory of Star Trek-Heroes (now we know how the Eugenics War started).

Oh PLEASE!

A Star Trek - Heroes connection?

That's all we'd need. Before this season of Heroes is over, NBC moves it to 10pm Friday nights and kills it.

The show doesn't come back until about 15 years from now by way of a theatrical movie, with no mention of how earlier story lines wrapped up. There's a gigantic threat that even Sylar and the other bad guys want to help with, Mohinder looks abnormally thin, and Peter has an unexplained totally different look to his hair.

EDIT:
And horror of horrors, HRG is wearing contacts.

 

[fourlights4me]

We find out that the time ship was a hoax and that col. west and adm. cartright are in the kitchen with a candlestick.