Facts About Gaila (smoking hawt green Orion chic)

[Plecostomus]

I can't believe no one did this.

5) Galia prefers pink over blue.

4) Gaila was cited for lewd conduct for simply walking down the street.

3) Gaila turned down a chance to travel back in time to stop the Chernobyl accident so she could shag Kirk.

2) Gaila makes a mean steak and kidney pie, and also makes a Scotch Egg that is to die for.

1) Gaila wrote four papers on Interspecies Mating Rituals despite being an engineering major.

 

[Jeyl]

Gaila dies during Nero's attack on Vulcan and Kirk later makes a joke about her on how she 'talks in her sleep'. Yay.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Gaila has great taste in men and lingerie.

 

[Plecostomus]

Gaila collects vintage lawn tractors.

 

[M'Sharak]

No, sorry. This is the eighth or ninth thread in this forum parodying a thread which was itself a parody to begin with, and one of those eight or nine had to be closed recently for going well beyond the bounds of good taste. We had enough trouble with parody and joke threads proliferating in the past that it was deemed necessary to write a forum policy about same (right up there in the pinned thread -- I'm sure you've seen it) and I'm going to opt to invoke it here.

No more "facts about" spinoffs, please. They've been largely spam and have in some instances veered into worse territory. The time for them is now over. Pass the word.

Thread closed.