Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau can turn Chuck Norris into a quivering mound of Jell-O with a flick of his wrist.
Captain Robau has been there.
He's done that.
And he got the T-shirt.
He's done that.
And he got the T-shirt.
When Robau kisses you, you'll like it.
Captain Robau did halloween names one year, but the name he chose was so terrifying that anyone who heard or read it instantly died.
^^ *giggles*
Robau once had his tonsils out, but they next day they grew back because they couldn't bear to live without him.
Robau once had his tonsils out, but they next day they grew back because they couldn't bear to live without him.
"The Robau" is a sandwich so manly it has caused more heart attacks than "The Kirk" and "The Picard" combined.
Captain Robau's old tonsils then came to life and murdered the doctors who dared to remove them.
And after that they created the Klingons.
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Robau's tonsils have their own names.
Galaxy M33.
And Galaxy J27.
Galaxy M33.
And Galaxy J27.
In the 23rd century the Peter Principle has been replaced by the Robau Principle, which states that a person is promoted until they reach their level of incompetence, at which point Robau terminates their employment by terminating their life.
There is no word for Robau in Spanish, Italian or French. They just haven't come up with the right one yet. English just settled for any old thing.
^Good. You're learning. 
To heck with that, ladies....
When Robau gives you THIS--
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynoiBF7OjkI
--You will LOVE it!
To heck with that, ladies....
When Robau gives you THIS--
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynoiBF7OjkI
--You will LOVE it!
Captain Robau levels up by blinking.
"The Robau" will put hair on your chest... your knuckles, your back...
Your tongue...your earlobes...but not your head.
If you survive eating it that is.
Robau has better things to do than to come sailing away with you.
When you look forward to sailing with Robau and he cancels at the last minute, you are literally crushed. Literally.
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