Captain Robau learnt everything he knows from the only man able to teach a man such greatness, Old Captain Robau, who travelled back from the future in a time loop that always was and never wasn't.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Captain Robau learnt everything he knows from the only man able to teach a man such greatness, Old Captain Robau, who travelled back from the future in a time loop that always was and never wasn't.
The Who learned all their greatest riffs from Robau
Anytime someone says "Robau, Robau you so fine. You so fine you--" Robau immediately begins punching them in the head for an hour.
He doesn't need the obvious stated, and he doesn't need it stated in such a stupid way.
He doesn't need the obvious stated, and he doesn't need it stated in such a stupid way.
All continents will be renamed in honor of badass Captain Robau. Now we will have:
North and South Amerobau
Eurobau
Afrobau
Robausia
Robautica
Austrobau
North and South Amerobau
Eurobau
Afrobau
Robausia
Robautica
Austrobau
Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. And Robau is from the source of all Creation.
Robau's actual title is "God" but he goes by "Captain" as it is less intimidating to mortals.
WIN!!!!!!!
This should be the only threadbomb ever allowed on TrekBBS. That fact would please The Robau.
Robau doesn't die like mortals do. He just needs to lie down for a minute after receiving fatal injuries.
The Lord Marshall went to Underverse and saw Robau in his true form and came back "changed." Because no one remains the same after witnessing the true gloriousness of Robau in non-corporeal form.
Robau has sent probes back in time to ensure we don't destroy ourselves.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/09/28/national/main6907702.shtml
http://mufoncms.com/cgi-bin/manage_sighting_reports.pl?mode=latest_reports
Be on the lookout...
http://www.examiner.com/ufo-in-nati...o-makes-three-passes-over-monterey-california
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_Lights
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5KtsZ5rIjo
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/09/28/national/main6907702.shtml
http://mufoncms.com/cgi-bin/manage_sighting_reports.pl?mode=latest_reports
Be on the lookout...
http://www.examiner.com/ufo-in-nati...o-makes-three-passes-over-monterey-california
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_Lights
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5KtsZ5rIjo
Hail Robau in his wisdom!
Robau invented the internet so that we could view pictures of and facts about him.
And when Gore stole the credit, Robau doomed him to an eternity of addiction to matters of the climate....
Robau could be President of the USA, but then what would he do with the rest of the day?
Robau wants to ride his bicycle, he wants to ride his bike
Robau wants to ride his bicycle and he can ride it where he damn well likes.
Robau wants to ride his bicycle and he can ride it where he damn well likes.
^ Robau's theme tune is actually 'Another One Bites the Dust', in fact his life is soundtracked by Queen.
Freddie Mercury isn't dead, Robau just sent him to another dimension where Freddie could live with people of equal singing and performing talents, it was a present from Robau for giving him such an awesome soundtrack. Brian May and Roger Taylor were kept in this dimension so as to not cause suspiscion.
It is still unclear where John Deacon is, although rumour has it that whenever there is a thunderstorm in the UK, it is sometimes him playing his bass. Robau is rumoured to have given him some kind of power, but our tiny minds cannot comprehend it.
'Bohemian Rhapsody' was actually written by Robau though, as an earlier gift to Queen, he gave them the song. It isn't a perfect song and by no means the best, but Robau knew exactly how to make a massive hit single, and that it was.
'The Invisible Man' was an obvious reference to Robau, as was 'One Vision', although Queen openly stated it was a song about Bob Geldof, through Robau's request, again due to causing less suspicion.
'We Are The Champions' was originally titled 'I Am The Champion', but Robau again advised against such lyrics, and they adjusted them, similarly with 'We Will Rock You', which was 'I Will Rock You'.
'Somebody To Love' had a different meaning to what people thought, the line, "Can anybody find me somebody to love" meant that he wanted to find somebody who is equal to him that he can find enough admiration to love in the platonic sense, i.e. like when everyone says they love Captain Robau
'Don't Stop Me Now' is an autobiographical song about Robau, and so is 'Flash!'
Freddie Mercury isn't dead, Robau just sent him to another dimension where Freddie could live with people of equal singing and performing talents, it was a present from Robau for giving him such an awesome soundtrack. Brian May and Roger Taylor were kept in this dimension so as to not cause suspiscion.
It is still unclear where John Deacon is, although rumour has it that whenever there is a thunderstorm in the UK, it is sometimes him playing his bass. Robau is rumoured to have given him some kind of power, but our tiny minds cannot comprehend it.
'Bohemian Rhapsody' was actually written by Robau though, as an earlier gift to Queen, he gave them the song. It isn't a perfect song and by no means the best, but Robau knew exactly how to make a massive hit single, and that it was.
'The Invisible Man' was an obvious reference to Robau, as was 'One Vision', although Queen openly stated it was a song about Bob Geldof, through Robau's request, again due to causing less suspicion.
'We Are The Champions' was originally titled 'I Am The Champion', but Robau again advised against such lyrics, and they adjusted them, similarly with 'We Will Rock You', which was 'I Will Rock You'.
'Somebody To Love' had a different meaning to what people thought, the line, "Can anybody find me somebody to love" meant that he wanted to find somebody who is equal to him that he can find enough admiration to love in the platonic sense, i.e. like when everyone says they love Captain Robau
'Don't Stop Me Now' is an autobiographical song about Robau, and so is 'Flash!'
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