Facts About Captain Robau

[Eleanor_zhDarjel]

We will never understand (thank God for small miracles),

But whatever pleases the Robau....

 

[Wynterhawk]

Robau drinks really bad lager.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau can turn bad lager into good lager...simply by glaring at it.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau can hit you so hard that your ancestors feel it.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau's sperm are so potent they don't even need tails to swim to an egg.

 

[rgb1701]

Robau's sperm are so potent they don't even need tails to swim to an egg.

Robau only needs to shoot *one* sperm to fertilize an egg. Every. Time.

 

[rgb1701]

When the Cardassians were through interrogating Robau, they were convinced there were five Robau's. Plus, Robau got a lifetime pass to DIsneyWorld- Cardassia before being sent on his merry way.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Captain Robau is annoyed to discover he has yet to have a page made for him at Uncylopedia. He wishes to know, "What gives?"

 

[6079SmithW]

The Himalayan mountains are mother nature's attempt to create a tribute to the gloriousness of Robau's biceps. The Himalayans fail utterly in comparison, though.

 

[Jack Bauer]

Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew
Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two
The Robau Man, oh the Robau Man can
The Robau Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good

Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh
Soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie
Robau Man ,Robau Man can
Robau Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good...

 

[Eleanor_zhDarjel]

Jack, stop copying the whole Anthem to Robau from the 1. Book of Robau. Criky, we all read it at least 10 times. I'm a little unsure about the 105. Book of Robau. Got something from there?

 

[F. King Daniel]

'Bau 'Bau 'Bau 'Bau

Stayin' Robau

Stayin' Robau

'Bau 'Bau 'Bau 'Bau

Stayin' Robaaaaaaah-aaaaaahh-aaaaaahh-aaaahhhhhhuuuuuw!!

 

[rgb1701]

Robau's opinions are worth three cents

 

[Rush Limborg]

^Try three trillion in gold.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

And LCDR Kirk raised the Kelvin communicator up on high, saying, "Captain Robau, bless this thy ship's weapons systems, that with them thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy badassery." And the Robau did grin, and the crew did feast upon the raktajino, and field rations, and breakfast cereals.

 

[6079SmithW]

Robau does not take women on dates. He takes them on Sagas in which their adventures are immortalized in song.

 

[Bob Karo]

Robau doesn't have to try sometimes to get get what he needs. He always get what he want.

 

[rgb1701]

Robau doesn't kick asses and take names.

Robau kicks asses and they give him their names.

 

[Eleanor_zhDarjel]

Dr Who learned everything he knows from The Robau.

 

[6079SmithW]

Robau is the last breath at the end of life.