Captain Robau was the black and white stig and will be the new stig no matter what the papers say.
Facts About Captain Robau
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The Robau has no use for trolls.
Or toads.
Or troll toads.
Or toad trolls.
Begone.
Or toads.
Or troll toads.
Or toad trolls.
Begone.
Mr. Papaya may be the friendliest of fruits, but Robau is the most badass of badasses.
And Robau *never* has gooification.
And Robau *never* has gooification.
Robau doesn't have a kitchen. His food jumps directly on his plate. Freshly cooked.
Robau slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist and then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt said "Hey, Robau's my name too!"
Then Robau killed him for his insolence.
Then Robau killed him for his insolence.
When Robau looked into the Palantir, Sauron simultaneously wet and soiled himself out of terror.
When God is pissed he says, "Robau dammit!"
Robau makes near omnipotent planet ruling computers self destruct by just frowning at them.
Robau is fuckin' hard,
Robau is fuckin' tough-ah,
There's no question that-eh
Robau is rough'n stuff.
He's fuckin' Robau my friend
But he's the only Robau I know.
When Robau is lunchin' on a tasty boosh
Right after Robau.
Robau g-go go go!
Robau is fuckin' hard,
Robau is also really fuckin' tough,
There's no question that
He don't take no guff.
Robau is a be-a-itch my friend
But he's the only Robau I know,
When Robau's snackin' on a tasty boosh
Right after the show.
You g-go go go!
Robau met a tasty baby in Iowa.
They screwed two times then Robau left.
Sometimes Robau thinks of his baby in Iowa.
Why can't Robau stay in one place for more than two days?
Why?!
Because I'm talkin' about the Robau
Roh-hoah-bau!
Robau is fuckin' tough-ah,
There's no question that-eh
Robau is rough'n stuff.
He's fuckin' Robau my friend
But he's the only Robau I know.
When Robau is lunchin' on a tasty boosh
Right after Robau.
Robau g-go go go!
Robau is fuckin' hard,
Robau is also really fuckin' tough,
There's no question that
He don't take no guff.
Robau is a be-a-itch my friend
But he's the only Robau I know,
When Robau's snackin' on a tasty boosh
Right after the show.
You g-go go go!
Robau met a tasty baby in Iowa.
They screwed two times then Robau left.
Sometimes Robau thinks of his baby in Iowa.
Why can't Robau stay in one place for more than two days?
Why?!
Because I'm talkin' about the Robau
Roh-hoah-bau!
Robau made God create the universe.
Robau was the shiny demon, he decided it was the greatest song in the world, hence Tenacious D's sheer arrogance, if Robau approves, then they've done well.
Without Robau life is pretty much boring.
Robau has no internal organ system. If you dissect him you will only find another Robau waiting to kick your ass.
God created the Universe so that Robau could exist.
Robau makes the Earth orbit the Sun.
Robau gives to the giving tree.
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