Robau hasn't been to a record store in quite some time.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Ah. Back for more, infidel?
Let's see...
But only because they send copies of new records to him!
Let's see...
But only because they send copies of new records to him!
^And many delivery boys die in the process since Robau's appartment is in the event horizon of a black hole!
Robau would beat you with a pool cue unti you had detached retinas.
Robau really DOES play pool with planets.
Robau can play pocket pool in your pocketless trousers.
As long as there is Robau, there is hope.
Robau graduated from Starfleet Academy without going to a single class or taking any kind of test whatsoever.
In fact, on his first day there all the instructors resigned and Robau took over teaching the cadets how to be a REAL officer.
Robau was the original villain in The Expendables, but Stallone couldn't figure out how to make a movie where Robau kills the characters played by Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Terry Crews, Mickey Rourke, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis... five minutes into the movie... while sitting on the toilet.
The Cylons were created by Robau. They rebelled. They evolved. And Robau will crush them for their disobedience.
Robau is pretty sure Bruce Springsteen's "Magic" is the best album of the first decade of the 2000's.
The only place Robau can get some peace and quiet
Captain Robau has won every single U.S. presidential election with 100% of both the electoral and popular vote, but he allows lesser beings to run the country because he has more interesting and badass things to do with his time.
Robau once killed a horde of Klingons by making just one teeny tiny fart.
Captain Robau thoroughly enjoys watching SyFy channel original movies because Robau loves him some cheese.
Captain Robau invented the pistol whip. He frequently uses it on world leaders.
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