Facts About Captain Robau

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How many cores does Robau's CPU have? All of them.

 

[Wynterhawk]

Robau will drink your last beer and make you give him a lapdance while he does it.

 

[Joel_Kirk]

Robau makes his own hair gel... when he had hair

His gel was so awesome--it incinerates normal hair.

Oh, so that's why Illia was bald!

Illia was bald because V'ger made her in Robau's image...

Also, there is the fact that V'ger was so much in awe of Robau...it forgot it was originally called Voyager.

 

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And I, for one, welcome our Robau overlord.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Seconded!

AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!

 

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Robau can watch the same episode of a TV show again and again, and it's still not a rerun.

 

[6079SmithW]

Robau gave the Black Eyed Peas their black eyes.

 

[Jack Bauer]

Robau is the sexiest bald guy ever.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ Even Telly Savalas thought so.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Captain Robau has been known to actually kill people by shooting them with an imaginary finger gun.

 

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Taxi drivers pay Robau when they give him a ride.

 

[Boxyno1]

When Robau haggles, he simply repeats "how about nothing?" over and over again until the seller agrees with it

 

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Soap uses Robau to get clean.

 

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When Robau haggles, he simply repeats "how about nothing?" over and over again until the seller agrees with it

Robau needs to say it only once.

 

[6079SmithW]

Robau never saves Word documents. They save themselves out of fear.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Robau understands the most bizzare MS Excell algorithm.

And the entire concept of MS Access.

In fact, he's so awesome that he doesn't bother to go the "easy route" and use a Mac.

(The fact that Steve Jobs dared to claim that he was The King Of Awesomeness in the cyber world didn't help. Bill Gates bows before The Robau--that's how he got his blessing of uber-Immense Wealth.)

Yeah...sorry, Apple fans. Robau approves of the ipod-related line-up...but when it comes to computers...he prefers the challenge and detail of a Microsoft PC.

That's all.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ And the company name is now Microbausoft.

 

[6079SmithW]

Scientists have recently disproven the theory of evolution as they concluded that Robau could not have evolved from anything less badass than he already is.

 

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Dirt buy lottery tickets for the chance to soil Robau.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Captain Robau proudly indulges his foot fetish at every oppertunity. No one who has made a snide remark has lived to tell the tale.